Blake Mitchell
@blake
Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963. Fashion profile: Distressed Mod Location: Austin, Texas “Radicalized by common decency.”
Cycling and track seem to get all the negative press when it comes to doping, but I can’t help but wonder how 40 year old footballers are still performing at an extraordinarily high level. The more money involved in a particular sport, the more likely it is that the winners are cheating.
It would be hard to find a bigger AI hater than me, but even I can see how it would be suitable for this job.
Photographic evidence proving without a shadow of a doubt that old Austin was infinitely cooler than what it’s unfortunately become.
I feel like I personally jinxed all this… on Saturday I was texting with a friend:
TIL there’s a neighborhood in Jarrell, Texas consisting entirely of streets named after Clint Eastwood movies:
I made a meme for our 18 pound terrier, Luna, after she killed her third squirrel.
I want to live in a time and a place where this isn’t news. And isn’t an impossible ask.
I’m this 🤏 close to peeling the Longhorn decal off my car’s back window and tossing out all the UT shirts hanging in my closet. #kut https://www.kut.org/news/2026-04-28/austin-tx-kut-festival-ut-university-of-texas