Brad
@blasternation
Writes about naked people and is normal about the Sega Dreamcast. Also runs @shinramidmanager.bsky.social therockcocks.com patreon.com/birthdaysuitgames All Rock Cocks art posted here is done by my incredible wife and partner in crime feeeshy.bsky.social
Parappa 2 is even better. Not gameplay-wise, but with a much more fun and genuinely funny story (and some real fuckin' bangers). Recommend at least watching a playthrough. Real short, you'll like it. Official art related.
Tenchi news got me thinking about my favorite page Leslie and I made for Blaster Nation
Screenrant.com has this banner they whipped up of various Shinra guys (which I have as @shinramidmanager.bsky.social's banner because I think it's funny), and that uses the accurate model! But where did they get it?! Would they have bothered editing him out from a PDF of a Japanese-only artbook?
REQUESTING ASSISTANCE: Final Fantasy Fandom wiki has this render of an older Shinra Middle Manager that's clearly outdated. The FFVII Remake Ultimania book has the version that we see in-game, but I can't find a high-res version ANYWHERE on par with the outdated version. Can anyone help me find it?
It's actually the funniest thing about the original N64 game. Because there's no mention of it at all throughout the entire story until right after the credits where they present your total score as an official Star Fox invoice to be paid by General Pepper
He's also just really fun to encounter and stupidly handsome. Like what the fuck. He's so pretty.
When super serious people tell me I shouldn't sympathize with Jax and they hit me with a gigantic list of all the horrible things Jax did throughout TADC
Okay, at least visually, there is SOME sauce there, but personality-wise he's a little too wiggly-fingers for me
I have to stress that outside of his beard, Snake is hairless even in modern entries. But in No More Heroes, they INSIST that you know that Travis Touchdown absolutely has pubes. Don't get me wrong, Snake is still VERY pretty, but he was made to be cool. Travis Touchdown was made to be fuckable.
Shout out to the UK No More Heroes 1 manual where they include a comic with Travis waking up to greet his 12 inch rock hard morning wood.
Man's got the ONLY happy trail in video games. They would have modeled his dick if they could.
There's an argument to be made that Travis Touchdown is both the most sexual AND sexiest man in gaming. That's because I'm making the argument right now. Travis is stupid hot. Not in a jokey way either, he's trashy hot. Dirty hot. He's a fucking weeb but he's a weeb that fucks.
Shy and timid high school girl has to find her lost brother and becomes a cool, confident martial artist when wielding a certain piece of equipment... Hmmm...
