Blastgoggles

@blastgoggles

Big Soft, Big Stronk. Berner-Bear extraordinaire! ∍⧽⧼∊ 40s. Bigender/demi/polyam. Autistic. Plural. Pronouns: Shi/Hir Supporting the world-burning plagiarism machine will get you blocked.

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Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 7d

Absolutely hilarious that you can play dolls with disconnected friends in Big Walk X3

screen cap from Big Walk, two characters in low light with Xs in their eyes are standing lifeless by a radio. They are being lit by a flashlight on the table.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 8d

Having way too much fun with the stickers in FUMES

screen cap from FUMES of a large sedan with 3 top mounted rocket launchers. the side of the car has black and yellow stripes with the words "DANGER" in red across the doors. The skin name is "BROADSIDE"

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 9d

Man, Fumes is just so good!! The sticker fun you can have with vehicle paint jobs is just great!

Side view of a vehicle from Fumes, it is a Purple van-body truck with lifted suspension and a duely rear axle seen from the left side. There is red "blood" stains from the front bumper and the words "Placeholder RALLY" in red and yellow down the side.

Front view of the same vehicle with more red blood stains up the front.

Right side of the same purple van with "OFFROAD RUNNER" in yellow and red on the side.

rear of the vehicle, the tailgate has been painted to seem like a jalopy missmatched yellow with a white on black square text of "INSANE" in the middle of the bumper. Licence plate reads 'B00F3R' the bed is filled with a shellgun.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 12d

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 13d

No, I FUCKING WILL NOT. FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS JUST A PARODY STATEMENT: HANG THE CAPITALIST CLASS. I am so tired.

Photo of a vehicle dash with Google maps on Apple Carplay with a pop that reads "NEW! ASK GEMINI"

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 19d

Y'all! Blu made me a sweet birthday cake! It's a purple panda! And a whole embarrassment of lil' panda cupcakes! They're all peanut butter cake with Nutella filling! SO good!

Photo of a panda face icings
decorated on white icing cake.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 21d

Being smooth with my girlfriend like:

Discord post by GingerVitus "you put the home in homosexual" panda 2026

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 22d

Trolling my Housemates while I remote in and update the stick PC weather app X3 (also TIL the web version of Bsky does not stop you from posting non-alt text images even though it's an option I turned on to remind me to do so. Bleh.)

screen cap of a desktop. There is an open text file called "UPDATING.TXT" the text within reads:
OwO

OH NO! WEW DID DA WEVER GO?

WE ARE FIXY-WIXY IT VERY SOON!! UwU

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 22d

in light of recent events, and our likely miserable climate future, I've added an AQI section from the weather data it uses. The background matches the AQI index warning colour to match visibility when it's a problem.

photo of a tiny display screen mounted to a book case. The "Current" section is a black background on a bluish purple overall screen it currently reads "feels like: 28C". Below is the rest of today's weather information with the AQI window showing "3" is a light blue. The rest of the screen shows the rest of the week's forcast as well as no current watches or warnings in effect.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· 23d

If you see this, reskeet with a sentai team that is not power rangers or Super Sentai. I feel like I am cheating here, I would argue, chronologically, that the thunderbirds are the OG Sentai Team. But they are by technical definition, not Power rangers or Super Sentai lol...

photo of the puppets from Thunderbirds: All 5 field team members of International rescue are standing just off center with Thunderbird 1 and 2 flying off to the right.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jul 2

Game grumps magnetic poetry continues to entertain on the new fridge!

Magnetic poetry that reads "Dan!! Dan!!
Yas Arin?
Sandstorm!!
do do do!!!

Magnetic poetry a selection of 3:
"Gay penis despair"
"I always piss fast from my peehole and speed poop from my butthole", and "MELON dunkaross"

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 29

I don't have a choice in software for work, but fuck companies like Autodesk who Punish you for not being connected. My work laptop isn't always on the wifi and this is wild to see. "You'll own nothing and be happy." Fuck.

Photo of a laptop screen with a warning of "you have 27 days remaining to connect to the internet." And "If you don't connect before then, you'll be denied access until you go online"

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 26

As a bonus please have these cryptid photos of me trying to capture the above photo lol

A black smudge on a carpet. It's a cat. I think.

A blurry cat outline in an otherwise still photo. "When the caffine hits"

There is a weird black shape on a carpet, it's my cat. I think.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 26

He's so fashionable with his mystery dust bunny earring. As you can see in his adorable little eyes, brain cell sold separately.

A black cat looking at the camera with a loop of lint around his right ear.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 19

Please enjoy the current blursed selection of magnetic poetry our household has put together from the game grumps set. X3

A fridge littered with magnetic poetry, a photo of Bernese mountain dogs, there is some Mario Bros magnets and a Omega Mart "what is Butter?" Sticker.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 18

Playing the iron nest demo and I'd have a hard time beating this CB timer for the first CB mission. Started with 300 seconds, and you get bonus seconds for each destroyed target. Not bad for a 3 round volley from a 2 barrel spider mobile gun.

Screen cap of the counter battery timer from Iron Nest showing 353 seconds.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 11

Happy to help! A valuable K-RAWR service:3 Why so big if not for carry? 🎨: Shapeless Ink

Drawing of a Large Bernese mountain dog panda hybrid in a korps themed collar and bra holding the face of a generic YCH style fox at hip height.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 11

A version of "the amazing digital circus" title card rewritten as "uninstall pokemon Go! Today!!"

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· Jun 10

Chiitan blessed this post?? 🥺🥹

Screen cap of this post as a list of people who liked this, Chiitan's icon is on the far right.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· May 29

Reping Marik if they truely loved purple. (ended up calling this paint scheme "Marik Inverted" )

Screen capture from Mechwarrior 5 of the protag Centurion in the House Marik camo pattern but Purple, White, and Neon green have been tastefully shuffled around to make the battlemech mostly purple with green and white highlights.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· May 29

Wow, what a salvage bargain. A garbage can lid and set of legs. Perfect.

screen shot from MW5 of a salvageable Urbanmech UM-R60 that shows all components missing except a cockpit with orange armour damage and both legs with orange armour damage only.

Blastgoggles@blastgoggles· May 25

Things getting out of hand today in Shapez 2! For such a small painting and crystalizing operation, needing over 21KL/m of WHITE paint is a wild footprint. It's only operating on 4 full speed 180/m lines of shapes too.