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@blemur
Male/35/IT Sysadmin. Happily married. 💍 Mostly Straight. Father of 2 girls. Christian. Sharks fan, Mariners/Dodgers fan, Seahawks fan. Please interact with me like you would with a co-worker/relative.
My king aura farming his way through this terrible season, this the mindset I gotta have ✌️
Authorities still unsure of the cause of the donut shop break-ins but they're keeping their best guys on the perimeter to catch the suspect
“Horrific creature emerges from the shadows” and it’s literally just a little raccoon
Went to the neighborhood bar to watch the M’s game for a little while and when the bartender flipped the channel over a couple dudes said “the Mariners are fcking ASS this year they suck so bad”
8-y/o: “Dad you’re playing music that sounds you’d charge us $30 for a burger” My honest reaction: (she cooked me)