As I Slay Dying

@bless-your-heart

Sweetie, you’re wasting your gum. Usually NSFW. 🔞 🏳️‍🌈

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As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· 3d

I just think that #fcf…

Half-nude man lying in bed holding his sheet-covered, profusely leaking member.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· 10d

The lighting was generous this morning. Happy #fcf!

A photo of a nude male torso with one arm holding up the camera so as to expose pit while the other arm extends a hand to cover the bits and bobbles.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· 17d

Letting things grow for a bit on this #fcf.

Nude male torso showing a bush and its root. 🌳

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· 24d

Your view while I pull you closer and onto your knees. Happy #fcf, boys.

Another day, another fcf post of a visibly aroused shirtless man in Puma boxer briefs.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jul 17

We love a #fcf. 😈

A visibly excited gay man stands shirtless in grey Puma boxer briefs to celebrate the day.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jul 10

I can think of a few ways that we could celebrate #fcf. 😏

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jul 7

This is literally the only towel photo I have in my phone for #toweltuesday. Maybe I should work on that. 🤔

Guy in a towel with inexplicable red marks on his chest that suggest he needs to use cooler water in the shower.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jun 26

Thought I’d go out with a bang to celebrate Pride Month’s final #fcf. Happy Pride, boys. 😘

Another headless nude with some royal icing to boot.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jun 15

Sweat Tour 2026

Sweaty male torso. That’s it. That’s all I have.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jun 12

I promise I have a personality. Happy #fcf!

Your view with my hand on the back of your head.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jun 7

Me when a man uses hyphens, en dashes, and em dashes correctly.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Jun 5

Will this do? 😋 Happy Friday, men in my phone. ☀️🏖️

A nude gay man enjoying the sun at the beach, his Newton’s cradle (as it were) just visible behind an emoji covering his bits.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 29

Beach weather this weekend means it’s a particularly happy #fcf. Now be a good boy and…

A visibly excited, disrobed gay man celebrating fcf in the only way he knows how.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 28

The gym's better lighting, better equipment, and the profusion of hot men rarely outweigh my desire not to leave the house as a gay man in my late thirties.

Tired, shirtless gay man taking a photo of his progress before a gym locker room mirror while blatantly ignoring the multiple signs that say "No cell phone use in the locker room."

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 22

Happy #fcf, boys. Warmer weather has me feeling a certain way. You know what to do.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 15

Chin up.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 15

It’s not a #fcf post, but it’s what you’re gonna get, and you’re gonna like it.

[Insert clever alt text here referring to a nude male torso.]

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· May 1

☀️ Sun’s out, fat cawks out. ☀️Happy fcf, boys. 😘

I really don’t have the energy to come up with something cute.

As I Slay Dying@bless-your-heart· Apr 25

From the NYT. Tl;dr: Detractors of the proposed pied-à-terre tax in NYC think a 0.35% property tax bill is both appropriate and worth sympathy for someone who can afford a $238 million dollar penthouse. No human being needs that amount of money, period.