Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪
@blindmellojelly
Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.
To the asshole(s) who were mistreating this sweet little boy. You should get on your knees every night and pray that I don't find out your name & that the good lord doesn't see fit to put you and I in the same place at the same time.
"Verify your age" I used these to write school papers/reports.
Theory about the purpose of silly nonsensical lists like these. The folks don't actually know let alone truly believe you are the things they accuse you of by adding you to a list like this. It's sole purpose is to shut down any viewpoint that doesn't match their own.
Someone had to get his giblets removed today. He's not happy. I wouldn't be either.
So the guy who was constantly bad mouthing the 🍊👹 voted for a guy with similar qualities.
Someone actually posted this in the replies. I have never seen a group of people more full of shit than that guys supporters. Wait. There is that dude in Maine.
Little boy update. Wife changed his name. She didn't like "Jack" Ok. He trusts his new big Sis more than he trusts us. Understandable. She's had to straighten him out a couple of times though. 😏 Nothing major, just "Nah. Knock it off." We've said nothing. They need to figure that out.
With everything going on today, I still got all the laundry washed, dried, folded and put away. Even put the washer into self cleaning mode. Me right now:
Here's Jack our new rescue pup. The people who had him before essentially dumped him at the rescue. The woman who worked there said he was a mess when he showed up.
Y'all. Y'ALL!! I am giddy with excitement right now! Why did Bill Duke's "🫵🏾You know you done fucked up, right" just pop into my head. 😏
Post an actor or actress whose name starts with the letter N. Nia Long
The famous Cinnamon roll from The Maltby Cafe, in Maltby Washington. That's a U.S. ¢.25 to the left for scale. So, if y'all don't hear from me tomorrow I'll be in a sugar coma. Maybe send help. 😁
Oh Cousin Herb must've unblocked me and reblocked.
Cousin Herb blocked me before I could retort. I'll do it here. I've never suffocated on anything. So me being a poster child for that is a non sequitur. You on the other hand are the poster child for your pos pappy not pulling out sooner or worthless mammy not letting you run down her ass crack.
Now she says it was a plot to get people to bite on something absurd.
