My old fat ass made a bunch of kids do this last night and it felt pretty damn good

All things must end

Everyone knows the word Trans was invented by Neil Young in 1982 when he decided to make a Kraftwerk album about *checks notes* Cerebral Palsy

New Dave Grohl band just dropped

Power went out at The Charleston but that’s not gonna stop Hot Damn Scandal. String band supremacy!

Meanwhile the new Dunc and Egg show is killing it with the house colors and heraldry

They’re probably 3d printed. House of the Dragon started that with these goofy-ass arena football helmets from Starship Troopers

I would kill someone if they took away the cool rock I saw at the beach.

This is on the same level as when Brain Genius Dr Professor Jordan B Peterson saw fetish milking videos and thought they were a plot by the CCP to harvest semen for world domination purposes

Kenny Loggins wins at still being alive. This picture is proof.

It’s like they’re not even trying

We’re doing great

Never thought I’d miss 2020

Do you think they’re gonna get the guy from Alkaline Trio involved again?

The beacons have been lit

Account has been suspended

This has been an evergreen sentiment

This is what the discover feed brought me today

Need a dopamine boost. Tell me I’m pretty.

This was a total coincidence

This is the guy saying these words

Sad typo music

I don’t think they care.

The plot thickens

Sometimes that’s a bad thing