Blue Lady Emily

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Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· 5d

Which also means that 3PO is the Ikea lamp. Even though I'm one of those people who feels terrible for the lamp, who read that paper because it would feel bad if I didn't, & would 100% humanize a droid (the aesthetic anxiety 3PO exhibits resonates with me absurdly effectively!!!!) he ain't a person.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· 5d

The timeline lined these up nicely for me:

James: what if you did a something heinous, but you're not you, you're a sexy little golden British robot? (continues absurdly)

Zach Weinersmith: straightfacedly making James' above argument

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· 8d

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

A black and white photo of a well dressed woman, in strappy heels, her hair obscuring her face as she sits next to angel wings. Text over the picture reads "I know I'm going to get through it. I'm just tired of going through it".

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· 18d

Oz has very fleshed out (fully technicolour!) still lifes of people Dorothy knows from her daily life, the Wicked Witch being of course the manifested shape of her anxiety & conflict with the [itchy bee in her bonnet, to do some wordplay] neighbour who wants to have Toto put down. !!- Yellow! brick.

Dorothy begins her Backrooms journey along a Yellow Path of brick.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jul 22

(spoilers!!! Don't cheat, folks!).

The winning key for the clue grid for today's referdle puzzle

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jul 21

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jul 17

A 4×3 game score, showing my perfect game worth 138 points.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jul 17

A SMUSH game score board, showing that I got 354 points, with a 2 star pangram first move & a 4 day streak.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jun 19

🐥🐥🐥🐶

Three small ducks in a row, and then wheelie-car Bingo

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jun 2

A perfect patch of yellow- buttercups against clover greens & lawn grasses, with small white puffs of aging dandelion.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Jun 1

Wild how every woman has a genetically encoded t-dick size and unless they go on male hormones for long enough, they'll never know what it is. (Obviously inspired by Jenny Tightpants famous post, pictures below with alt text)

Jenny_tightpants_ @halomancer1 posts:

Wild how every man has a genetically encoded cup size and unless they take female hormones for long enough, they'll never know what it is.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 28

No terfs on my turf-- disgusted that I needed to peel this off a shop window (t'was trying to cover/obscure the pride flag). Bigotry can fuck right off, eh?

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 20

...... Dude. Shut up. A child who is pregnant is not a woman, even if you wanna ferengi it up by calling them both "feeeemales".

A jest by user A Ghost reads:" as we all know fertility doesn't kick in until your 18th birthday " and user Brap unironically agrees

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 20

Not sure. But here's a copy of the Chaos Prayer I keep posted by my front door:

Purple background, leaping goddess at the top, framed ornately with various windings.

"Eris

I am chaos.

I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free. "

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Messengers of Chaos, of the cartoon 'The Great North'

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 16

Grosser? Matter of opinion, I suppose.

Photo of my thumb, sans nail, a bloody gross mess, with a bright green grassy background.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 16

I repeat -- it does not tickle. (Hurts more than the tattoo that I got the day after the initial slam ever did at any point) More pics!! My spouse keeps confusing the colour for nail polish lol

A grotesquely injured thumb nail photo, straight on. Black and purple bruising with white striations fill the entirety of the nail, and the bed/cuticle is bloodied and swollen.

Same thumb as before, different angle so one can see how it is attached at the 'hinge' of flesh on one side..

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 15

Wanna see somethin' gross?

Photo of my thumb, with forefinger lifting from the thumbnail like a book sitting on its cover having the back page peeled up. Dried blood encrusts the underside of the nail.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· May 13

My first (and so far only, less than a season old) tattoo:

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Apr 23

Laying in the floor in a straight line, Coco Standee Bluey toy with her head against Snickers standee Bluey toy's head with his feet against Miss Rachael stuffed plush's feet, and her head is against the head of Chattermax.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Apr 16

Close up photograph of She-Ra (80's) Chili, normal Bandit, Zebra Onesie Bluey, and zookeeper Bingo in single file.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Apr 13

Magical (optionally sad or brilliant) Girl Water Witches/Warlocks. 🧚‍♂️💧🌊🩵

On the left, Sailor Mercury, of Sailor Moon Fame. On the right, Lapis Lazuli, of Steven Universe.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 31

Sent via app.finchcare.com Woot!

600 adventures completed. finch self-care pet. A cartoony Skyline background is interposed by a circle showing a blue bird backpacking with a green flag in their hand.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 24

The duality of tones

Kane from The amazing digital circus hating humans

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 22

Starting to think it didn't work in a 'one & done' way, unfortunately. And I can't get in to see my primary care for like a week & a half. 😭

A photo of my very swollen and purple thumb, unrecognizable from the knuckle up. My nail is almost entirely dark dark aubergine, almost black. A tendril of bruising follows the cuticle on the inside of the thumb and the cuticle at the nailbed. A small strip remains pink on the outside edge & the middle of the nail tip, which is a very thin sliver of white. My forefinger & middle finger are visible, the bright healthy pink is stark contrast to the thumbnail that looks like it may pop off from the pressure mounting beneath it, like an angry volcano ejecting an obsidian shard. It throbs. The pain is unreal.

My very normal, unadorned, uninjured, pale AF right hand, giving a thumbs up, for comparison.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 20

How it started: How it's Going:

A picture of my left thumb, with small bruising along the crescent of the nail bed.

My left thumb about 40 hour later, the bruising now extends up the majority of the nail, with a very small portion of unaffected pink towards the top-middle

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 19

And a very special Mojoday to you!

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 18

Photograph taken of the backs of 4 toys, all of them looking at the reflective surface of a coffee maker tray. They are on the top of a red mini fridge. The toys are a giraffe, hippo, farmer, & small rubber duck, all shoulder to shoulder.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Mar 6

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, my guy, & summers' lease hath all too short a date. Sometimes the eye of heaven shines too Hot (and that's why the sun needs sunglasses, brah! 🌞😎)

A sun smiley face wearing sunglasses, a paradox of nonsense to say the least.

Blue Lady Emily@bluelady· Feb 10

Sent via app.finchcare.com Does anyone else here play Finch?