It's all regulation, Michael. #army

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Would you like some FOAM in your coffee? It's called a cup-o-keno, and wait til you see what it costs!

I didn’t even know we were calling it Big Bear

It's one year of Evernote, Michael. What could it cost...

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Keep fighting little guy

You burn down the storage unit?

I don’t know who that is and I don’t care to find out.

… and that’s why you don’t yell.

I may have committed some light treason.

When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you.

I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1 o'clock.

You gotta lock that down

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