Bryan Kristopowitz
@bmoviebryan1140
B-movie nerd, host of The Gratuitous B-Movie Column, Cult TV, movie reviewer, and more.
My buddy Junior doesn't like it when I sneeze around him because he thinks I'm yelling at him.
I just realized this a few minutes ago- this August will be the 25th anniversary of the release of John Carpenter's last (so far) theatrical movie- the awesome "Ghosts of Mars"!
“I Am Omega,” the 2007 DTV post-apocalyptic sci-fi action flick from the fine folks at The Asylum where Mark Dacascos fights plaque zombies in Los Angeles. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" now available wherever books are sold!
“Command Performance,” the 2009 DTV action flick where Dolph Lundgren kills a terrorist with a guitar. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available wherever books are sold!
“The Job,” the 2003 DTV action-thriller where Daryl Hannah plays a badass hip and edgy mob assassin in the midst of an existential crisis. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available everywhere!
“Interceptor Force 2” is the 2002 Sci-Fi Channel flick turned DTV sci-fi action flick where Olivier Gruner fights space aliens in Russia. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available wherever books are sold!
“Tactical Force,” the 2011 DTV action flick where “Stone Cold” Steve Austin teams up with fellow action hero Michael Jai White and horror icon Lexa Doig to take on rival gangs in a big building. It’s also a comedy. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now!
“Recoil,” the 2011 DTV action flick where “Stone Cold” Steve Austin takes on a vicious biker gang led by Danny Trejo. I review this movie in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available!
“Maximum Conviction,” the 2012 DTV action flick where “Stone Cold” Steve Austin teams up with Steven Seagal to shut down a secret prison and take on a vicious bad guy played by Michael Pare. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now everywhere!
“Game of Death,” the 2011 DTV action flick where Wesley Snipes has to protect Robert Davi from Gary Daniels and Zoe Bell. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” available now everywhere books are sold!
“Hardwired,” the 2009 DTV sci-fi action flick where Oscar winner Cuba Gooding, Jr. teams up with Michael Ironside to take on an evil corporation fronted by Val Kilmer. I review this movie in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available everywhere books are sold!
“Detention,” the 2003 DTV action flick where Dolph Lundgren is a schoolteacher that saves students from vicious criminals and gang fondles a basketball with his hot babe girlfriend. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available everywhere books are sold!
“Ninja,” the 2009 DTV action flick where Scott Adkins is a ninja and fights a ninja and a weird cult. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available everywhere books are sold!
“Juncture,” a 2007 DTV action-thriller about a terminally ill woman who decides to go all Big Chuck Bronson on the world’s bad guys. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” available now!
“Driven to Kill,” the 2009 DTV action flick where Steven Seagal is a retired Russian mobster turned novelist who wrecks Trenton, New Jersey on a revenge quest after his ex-wife is killed. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now everywhere books are sold!
“Crooked,” the 2006 DTV action flick directed by Art Camacho and starring Don “The Dragon” Wilson, Olivier Gruner, Gary Busey, Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, and Martin fucking Kove. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now everywhere books are sold!
“Displaced,” the 2006 British DTV sci-fi action flick where Mark Strange plays two different characters, one of them a badass commando called Radius. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" now available everywhere books are sold!
“Alien Agent,” the 2007 DTV sci-fi action flick where Mark Dacascos is a “good guy” alien taking on an evil alien played by Billy Zane. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!” now available via Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and wherever books are sold!
“Momentum,” the 2003 DTV sci-fi action flick where Oscar winner Louis Gossett Jr. hunts down telekinetics for the U.S. government. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available wherever books are sold!
“Submerged,” the 2005 DTV action flick where Steven Seagal fights a tank. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!: 50 Great Direct-to-Video Action Flicks of the Early 2000s” now available via Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and wherever else books are sold!
“The Shepherd: Border Patrol” is the 2008 DTV action flick where JCVD is a New Orleans cop that works for the U.S. Border Patrol in New Mexico for some reason and has a pet rabbit. I review this flick in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now wherever books are sold!
“Belly of the Beast,” the 2003 DTV action flick where Steven Seagal hangs out in a Buddhist temple and absolutely wrecks Thailand while trying to rescue his kidnaped daughter. I review it in my new book “Not Coming to a Theater Near You!" available now wherever books are sold!
Hey everyone! The badass werewolf horror flick "Frenzy Moon" is now available to watch for free on Tubi!
I finally finished the third and final part of my Chuck Norris: The Important Movies series. It took a little longer than I thought it would, but it's done and will hopefully be unleashed on the world soon enough. I hope you give it a chance.