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(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman
Would not watch Chris Pratt as Detective Christopher Raven, framed for a crime he didn't commit trying to clear his name lest he face AI justice. But would watch Andy Dwyer do all of that.
Every day this shitpiece raises the bar on lowering the bar. In addition to everything actual and real and terrible about the whole situation, "Chicagolypse Now" was right there and doesn't evoke yummy snacks.
Why does everyone hate Mary Kill? (You just got caught reading another in a series of tweet-traps!)
This little prompt found its way into a conversation I was having via Instagram dm's and now I want to do an arson on Instagram
You're telling me they made a movie about Danny Husk's brother? They nailed the look!
I also know who he is. I've seen him in movies and on the first season of Fargo. We're both familiar with you, Billy Bob. We have that in common!
What'd they do, enter "The limits of human imagination" into chat gpt? Go fuck yourself, AI, and never stop go fucking yourself
Why am I more suspicious of what the hell is gonna happen Tuesday night than any other part of this
Also I got to write real deal super heroes and loved that too. So much. Especially this fight between two dudes who do not give a shit about banter
The question isn't how many triangles are in this picture. The question is how many triangles aren't in this picture
Once, we invented a magic-centric division of SHIELD called WAND and its boss Pandora Peters with her sigil sleeve tats and a cup of coffee. It's exciting every time @jedmackay uses PP and WAND in his run on Strange. It's next level exciting, though, to see Alex Ross art of her!