Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti
I would prefer not to.
When they show a waterfall on screen and I can't go behind it to find a treasure chest with an uncommon accessory to sell at the next vendor because it doesn't quite fit my character build
Fischler. Fichtner. Two exquisite character actors. Much to consider. Much to learn.
Unlike those idiots, I have been trained in Gun Kata so I will shoot only my enemies with pinpoint statistical precision
She will never be Scarlett Johansson wear a hat for The Met to a Mets game.
Pointing at the screen, whispering to my wife in the theatre: "That's the Wall Street Journal"
Probably the worst opening shot for a trailer I've seen in my life. Perfect distillation of the "your parents just recommended the worst Netflix movie of all time" 2020's aesthetic. Why is there a brutalist bus stop in the middle of the woods?
Accidentally took nyquil instead of dayquil so I'm just going through the day lookin like Lego Jigglypuff
Watching Grasshopper Republic, a film shot entirely in Uganda, my favorite neighborhood of Greater Philadelphia
If you had asked me which Phil would give up the franchise’s 200,000th hit, I’m not gonna lie, I probably woulda called that shit easily
The only good thing about hockey culture is that sometimes goalies will have an idea like "I should eat a hockey puck to absorb its powers and become a better goaltender." We need to scrap the radioactive waste that is everything else and build around insane goalies
Jake Oettinger shows up at the SOTU and a bunch of fed lackeys are like "Wait, I thought we took care of this mf in Utah"
Nah I don’t have Netflix or Prime. All I have is Paycheck: the premium streaming service that only carries the 2003 Ben Affleck sci-fi thriller Paycheck. It costs $1700 a month
Why does the Netherlands short track speed skating coach look like he's about to clock in for his shift at the Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center ER alongside a colorful cast of other doctors, nurses, and orderlies?
I think it's bullshit that there's a Secret Form of a letter in the alphabet, and we've all agreed not to talk about it. What's its deal? What else are they hiding from us?
When the peasants don’t buy your state violence-themed tote bags
Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day