Bobert

@bobertonbluesky

DMV lawyer; musician; lover of books, music, art, and film. Opinions my own and definitely not my employer’s. Ex-fED.

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Bobert@bobertonbluesky· 27d

It was fine

Screenshot of a note

17 July 2026 at 22:17
"Civilization will rise again" was a really fucking dumb line.

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· 27d

Fit for The Odyssey tonight. I think it’s thematic.

Picture of a Luke Edward Hall x Rowing Blazers collab rugby shirt with brown and yellow stripes and a white collar with a patch of a Grecian soldier bust wearing a Corinthian helmet on the left chest

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jul 13

Miss Lemon is such an icon

Cap of Miss Lemon from Agatha Christie’s Poirot saying “Difficulties are meant to be overcome” during The Plymouth Express

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jul 5

Now watching: Les liaisons dangereuses (NT Live, starring Lesley Manville and Aidan Turner)

Picture of the historic Avalon Theatre in DC with a queue

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 27

My mother and I quote this to each other all the time

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 27

Mel Brooks has given us so much. Happy 100th to a real great.

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 25

Picture of a model wearing the German national team home shirt for the 2026 world cup

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 16

Really shameful stuff to say "Iran's domestic league has been suspended since February" and just leave it there. I don't blame Jacqui Oatley, but like...

Angry chasing goose meme with text

Why was Iran's domestic league suspended?

Why was Iran's domestic league suspended, motherfucker?

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 16

Mitch McConnell who did not die (yet)

Muppet Christmas Carol of Gonzo saying “And Tiny Tim, who did not die….”

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 15

Saw a reel with “Stereo Love” playing, and it took me back to 2010 and that time I went to Ibiza with the girls and forgot to use sunscreen on my sides 😩😭 A reminder that, at one point, I was a hottie with a body and I just… didn’t believe it.

Picture from the side of a tipsy, sunburned Bobert in only Calvins in our hotel on the wrong side of the island of Ibiza and making a stop hand motion

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 15

So I know I’m blind, but these graphics are indecipherable, right? Can anyone actually distinguish which tick indicates whether subs remain?

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 15

SEB LARSSON????!!!!!! You have NO idea how much I almost repped Sweden because of how beautiful that man is. Once a Gunner… all three games. They count!

Picture of Sebastian Larson in discussion with Graham Potter during Sweden’s opening World Cup match against Tunisia

Bobert@bobertonbluesky· Jun 10

If there’s one thing about me you should know, it’s that I’ll never remember whether Shady Grove or Glenmont is the right direction for my trip on the Red Line.