Bohrne

@bohrne

Lover of stories in all their forms. Books, movies, video games, TTRPGs, to just playing pretend. I enjoy learning, history, and studying people from the safety of my cave. Professional "have you tried just talking to them?" She/her

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Bohrne@bohrne· 29d

I think of this comic every time I need to remember. Then again, I also still whisper "Righty, tighty" to myself when turning a screw.

A three panel comic.

-First Panel: A partient, laying on a couch, says to the doctor, "I'm terrified of vertical axis.
- Second Panel: Doctor says, "why?"
Third Panel: A close up of the patient, screaming in terror.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jul 9

A black & white image of President Lincoln. It has been edited so his right arm ends in a minigun.

Caption reads, "Steampunk: Yeah, it's kind of like that"

Bohrne@bohrne· Jul 2

As seen on Instagram:

Bohrne@bohrne· Jun 29

Married 22 years this July, and my wife made this for me. She is the best

A cross stitch that reads "You are weird. I will keep you."

Between the two lines are a pair of crows and a red flower. The boarder is made of thorns, skulls, & bats.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jun 28

First use of the new fire pit. There will be s'mores.

A fire in a home made fire pit in the back yard.

The pit is built up with paving stones and filled in with gravel. It looks vaguely like a well.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jun 18

An picture of a baby snake playing dead in the palm of someone's hand. it is very dramatic, with its tongue hanging out and everything.

Text reads: "When you're freshly hatched and decided life just isn't for you."

Bohrne@bohrne· May 31

We finished screening in our back porch today, and introduced it to our cats after dinner.

A white car standing on top of a cat tree, looking attentively off screen.

Behind him is floor to ceiling screen, looking into our back yard.

Bohrne@bohrne· Apr 15

*Stares in in-office-5-days-a-week* That said, I like the thinking happening. Just jealous.

Thomas Lea's famous, "The Two-Thousand-Yard-Stare"

A WWI soldier stands in the foreground staring right through the viewer.

In the background is a bleak landscape, exhausted looking soldiers, and a tank. Fighter planes fly in the distance.

Bohrne@bohrne· Mar 24

Sounds like we need to update the old, "Do you mean French military defeats?" meme.

A screen shot of the mock-Google results page with "Did you mean 'French military defeats'?" and "your search 'french military victories' did not match any results"

In the before times, this page would come up when searching "French military victories" in Google and selecting 'I'm feeling lucky', giving the impression it was a genuine Google page.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jan 23

New head canon:

Viral image of a Taylor Swift fan being interviewed by local news.

She has a blanket over her head and sunglasses over presumed eyeholes, because she called off work 'sick' and does not want to be identified.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jan 17

With alt text:

And image with the following quote:
"But are there not many fascists in your country?
There are many who do not know they are fascists, but will find it out when the time comes.
But you cannot destroy them until they rebel?
No, Robert Jordan said. We cannot destroy them. But we can educate the people so that they will fear fascism and recognize it as it appears and combat it"
- Ernest Hemmingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Bohrne@bohrne· Sep 30

With alt text:

Screenshot of text from the article:

"Going home without her that night was one of the hardest things I've ever had to to," May said. "She put so much effort into looking nice, because she was excited to take a step toward becoming an American, and I had to go home, and I had to put away the shoes they took off her feet and gave to me in a plastic bag."

He says that Marques is a documentarian without a criminal record who came to the U.S. on a tourist visa seven years ago.

"They put her in hand shackles and in leg shackles, and around the waist as well, like she's some hardened criminal. She had tears streaming down her face, and she told me one of the ICE agents pulled out his cell phone, laughing, and took a selfie," May said.

Bohrne@bohrne· Sep 19

Folding the alt text in with the image

“Curtis Evans … a military veteran USMC intelligence during President Reagan’s era, carries a U.S. Flag through gas deployed by … officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. (Stacey Wescott/Chicago Tribune)”

Bohrne@bohrne· Aug 29

Received this in an e-mail today. They are really trying to generate momentum on this one. This is one more reason why we cannot toss trans people under the bus for political points.

Screenshot from an e-mail. Text reads, "Wednesday’s act of terrorism in Minneapolis was committed by a man who thought he was a woman against innocent children praying at Mass. While he is to blame for these evil actions, this act of evil is also a blight on a society that has affirmed a disease that begins with hatred of self and hatred of the way God made someone, and has fostered a culture of rejecting reality. "

The following was in bold, "a blight on a society that has affirmed a disease".

Bohrne@bohrne· Jul 21

Nuns, on the other hand, have been documented to be capable of flight: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fly...

Title card for the TV Show "The Flying Nun"

Features a sky-blue background and the title of the show in yellow letters.

The main character is depicted in flight. She is dressed in an all white habit with a hat that includes wing-like protrusions on the sides, giving her the ability to fly in high winds.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jul 1

I see your toys in the attic, and raise you a castle.

A cover image to the book, "The Castle in the Attic" by Elizabeth Winthrop.

The art depicts a boy kneeling in a cluttered attic. A model Castle about as big as he is dominates the foreground. A scale sized knight stands on the wall of the castle, his sword raised in the air.

The draw bridge is lowered, and a road leads away from it towards a small forest. The road and forest glitter with magic.

This specific cover is older, and the one my childhood version of the book had.

Bohrne@bohrne· Jun 25

You jest, but it did inspire me to look them up. Their abdomen are more cone-shaped than other bees, allowing them to piece leaf membranes without the use of a stinger. This image from Wikipedia shows it well, I think: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelioxys

Bohrne@bohrne· Jun 18

Go away now. wondermark.com/c/1062/