Bolo Boffin

@boloboffin

Coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. Scheduler, ESO, sorta foodie, watcher of content. ICE delenda est. he/him Banner alt: the last picture of a Mars rover taken by another rover Avatar alt: me wearing glasses, a goatee, in full bear half-smile

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Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· 5d

No cheating, post your lock screen. Whatever "cheating" means.

A lock screen on a pixel phone. The time is right in the center (1205) in large numbers, arranged in a square. The date (Fri, Aug 7) is on tiny letters underneath. There's a button for Google Home on the bottom left and one for Files on the bottom right. There's a button for a fingerprint biometric unlock underneath the dat, but, ha ha, that's not on the real lock screen. The wallpaper picture for this screen is of my cat, Audrey, grey stripes, as she sits patiently, staring to the right of the camera with her large green eyes. She has a light blue collar with a bell.A desk with computer mouse and window is in the blurred background (she's sitting on the desk). Those green eyes are peeking over the clock numbers. Her pink nose is perfectly framed in the 2 of the top two numbers (12).

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· 21d

CAUSE I MISS YOU, BABE AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING

Ben Affleck in astronaut gear being kissed on the nose by Liv Tyler in Armageddon

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jul 8

We're seeing Spam-A-Lot in San Antonio tonight if the fire alarm will stop being silly!

The stage for Spam-A-Lot, a projected image of a wooden castle structure overlooking a lake.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jul 4

The borracho beans have passed the test!

A bowl of borracho beans with some cornbread on the side. Mmmm-mmmm!

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jul 3

Getting ready for the local family cookout tomorrow with some boraccho beans in the crockpot.

Slow cooker with the start of boraccho beans inside. The beer/beef broth has onions, diced jalapeños, and one whole jalapeño floating at the top. There's some cubed thick-cut bacon in there as well.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jul 2

Got it, boss, sharing now.

The New Infowars Elf, a crudely drawn Christmas elf with a solidly triangular body, a sickening grin under eyes so tired, so tired. He is labeled " The Infowars Elf." He is available on Tshirts, apparently.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 30

It doesn't get any more emphatic than this.

Text box: "HELD: Children born in the United States to parents unlawfully or temporarily present are 'subject to the jurisdiction' of the United Sates and are citizens at birth under the Fourteenth Amendment's Citizenship Clause."

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 30

It will come down easy.

Blowing up the swastika on the Zeppelinfield Grandstand, April 22, 1945. Photo credit: National Archives and Records Administration, College Park

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 20

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

A screen shot from Winter's Bone as the girl looking for her father is being paddled through the swamp by two other people.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 16

Ok, going to get my blood sugar checked because omg

Picture: a ballet performance of Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is dead on his back. Juliet bends over him, holding his right hand. On his left hand, a cat has curled up beside his arm and is watching Juliet raptly.

Text: A cat took to the stage during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet ballet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Ízmir.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 12

Somebody in DC with a crowbar has the chance to serve your country AND do the funniest thing....

The empty scaffolding in front of the Kennedy Center that is still well within reach of Donald Trump's name. Most definitely, TRUMP is safe to get to with a crowbar.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 12

Ok, they are now putting up more scaffolding.

The workers putting up more scaffolding.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 12

Looking at the scaffolding, how are they gonna reach the THE and the AND? Are they (KC board) about to maliciously comply with the court order and only removing Trump's name?

Screenshot of the scaffolding in front of the Kennedy Center. The THE and the AND in the top line THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND appear to be out of reach of the scaffolding.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 12

Bye Trumpalump.

Me in front of a TV screen displaying the workers, who are putting up scaffolding to take Donald Trump's name off the Kennedy Center. I'm making a two-finger salute reminiscent of Grant Gustin's famous pose at the "grave" of Oliver Queen.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 11

OK, so the horrors persist... YES, WIDOW'S BAY IS GREENLIT FOR SEASON TWO!!!

Patricia from Widow's Bay in her beautiful red dress and lovely diamond headpiece with a microphone, smiling happily.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· Jun 6

"Wendy... Wendy, stop weaponizing my past!"

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrence in The Shining, walking up the main staircase of the Overlook hotel.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 29

The door from the movie "Titanic" has announced its withdrawal from the Great American State Fair lineup.

the paneling piece from the movie Titanic on which Rose could fit and Jack famously could not

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 23

Into every life, a little Grogu must fall...

A screenshot of the Alamo Drafthouse preshow for the Grogu movie... A dancing group of four C-3POs shaking what Anakin gave them against a blue background.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 23

The title card for a fictional Star Trek Voyager episode. As Voyager cruises by, the title reads, "Janeway gets a puppy"

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 19

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

The Klingon Gowran dressed as Gandalf in the Shire.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 14

Giuliani if this happens:

Dr Strangelove rising from his wheelchair

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 9

Taking Mom to see Serial Mom today at the Drafthouse... Happy Mother's Day!

A movie screen showing a scene from Strait-Jacket with Joan Crawford in a calm moment.

Bolo Boffin@boloboffin· May 6

First time I've seen the gas over $4 a gallon here in Tejas. Even with a 10-cent discount for store cards, that's pushed past the big barrier. Will we hit $5 before June? We'll see!