I was raised in the church of Christ which prohibited dancing and now I attend a church that dances *in* church

If there's anything sadder than a bunch of expired condoms I don't know what it is

Grooving to The Chain #classicrock

Fancy nuts 😜

Come visit my #Etsy shop for #queer #recovery #Christian #cannabis gifts etsy.com/shop/KingoftheFaeries!

If this motherfucker tries to stay in office past 2028, it's time for harsher measures

36 days today, who woulda thunk it? #recovery

I've been informed by a neighbor that this protects me from the evil eye I don't think it's working

I'm pretty happy with how well my door communicates what one will find inside Howdy y'all 👋🏳️‍🌈✝️🧚‍♂️🌿

Talking Heads said this in 1984, and while true of Reagan, it's oddly prescient about Trump too

🎵🕺This ain't no party! This ain't no disco! This ain't no fooling around No time for dancing or lovey dovey I ain't got time for that now!🎵

What a great show this is! Stop Making Sense,Talking Heads

I would like to suggest to the @bsky.app people that the "social finger" emoji🖕🖕🏻🖕🏾 be augmented with a rainbow flag color scheme🏳️‍🌈 This option will come in particularly useful in replies to various homophobes, including the POTUS, the NYT, and sundry social media figures. Thank you for your attention.

and keeps on tickin'

I'm beginning the Church of the Queer Cannabis Redeemer. Parishioners should be aware of the gloryholes in the confessionals and be prepared to do penance for their sins of toothy blowjobs and the like.

must be some of his new-fangled math that makes 600% price reductions possible that's used to calculate "best poll numbers I ever had"🤪🙄

Back in the day, after Star Trek TOS but before the movies, Leonard Nimoy made this abomination which he described as his "most embarrassing work" on Letterman. When I was about 12, I got him to autograph it at a car show, and he gave me quite the look that I didn't understand until Letterman.

Say what you will about AI, sometimes it knows what it's talking about. #AA #12step #women

#LGBTQ, #cannabiscommunity #lifted, and #Christian values are the important things in my life right now. They work together better than you might imagine.

Come visit my Printify shop! #LGBTQ and #Christian designs! kingofthefaeries.printify.me

Never fails they arrive after the office is closed. I hope they get the guard to let them up, don't want my stuff delayed until tomorrow

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W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

where's the statue and the horse?

C'est ne pas un faguette

Good morning from your favorite fabulous faggot #lgbtq

Let's go to church ⛪️

I don't think it did so here ya go Tu vois, ce qu'on fait à une bite non décalottée comme celle-ci, c'est de passer la langue tout autour, à l'intérieur du prépuce, jusqu'à ce que le gland émerge tel un bouton de rose profane.