The demi turkey in question…..

You rn:

It’s a horrible pic but I thought of you yesterday when I saw this in the comic shop

Oh yep you’ll be going into the junk journal 😼

Paying another $147 to the state just to be able to drive my own car for another year 😻

I started playing final fantasy VII integrade last night and wow 😻

I’m a one boy, one boy girl 😇

When the chronic pain disease makes me feel pain chronically

This with some jarred garlic >>

Think you the gape? You ain’t even the bueef 🙄

Hopefully it’s fast for me then

Stomach hurt so bad omfg

Big the cat highkey giving gooner vibes DOWN like?

Sometimes even I can’t keep up with my large Rolodex of online enemies

Lower east side squirrel Lost in a fragile world 🐿️

It’s been 24 hours since Maggie G’s latest post

Watch this and you will be sure 😻

Didn’t know you got a new chip brand deal bloomfie 😻😻😻

Forgot my pathetic headphones at home the day after I spent like 40 minutes making a playlist :D

Well yes that was kind of explicitly the inspiration ….

oomfs come play mabinogi with me! its a free mmorpg made by the same people as maple story that has cute dress up, active events, a fun story and the best part is its inventory mini game system :P its like resident evil inventory management on crack and it doesnt make me mad at all on the regular 😇

How it feels to be (chemically) locked tf in to posting on a dead ass time line right now

Quick nobody move I’m summoning the devil to fuck this azzzzz

Also highkey love this new selfie face I’ve been doing 😽 I literally learned how to do it from this fucking pokemon card cause I was like oh this is cute and (stun)fish(k) asf as fuck

Post your WORTHLESS smile 😀

For those that don’t know btw

It literally looked just like it the photos don’t do it justice

This is just like radical optimism by dua lipa