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Boozy House Cat🐈⬛ Burglar Take what you need and let the rest flow💋
“Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that. ‘Cause they’re witches. And they’ve got knives in their feet.”
Tonight is lit by one of the candles I poured (into a Oui dairy-free yogurt jar) and the glow from my phone. 🏄🏻♀️🥰👀😍♥️💋✌🏼
What a weird sad time in America. Get enough sleep. Hug your kitties xo
Whenever my friends talk about a specific Italian restaurant I don’t like, I get hungry for my own “whatever this is,” and make it in 30 minutes.
Okay, okay YES the occasional martini is helping me get through life💋
Louis. He has emotional and behavioral issues but of course we love him.
Cat. 48 in human years. Used only 1 of his lives. He’s a smooch.
Honestly honestly? I’m delighted that Marco Rubio looks miserable all the time.
MTG’s bf asked Zelenskyy if he owned a suit. That’s this guy, Brian Glenn, the guy with the ill-fitting dark suit and brown shoes. (And the puffy “I drink bourbon for breakfast” face.)
OUT for hummus and two Tito’s and tonics with lime because this is not the January to be dry.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025 *Detached frivolity and a lot of mischief*
Daughter’s cat had a teeny tiny yeeterus, (spayed) and she’s wearing a flower cone so she doesn’t bite at her stitches 🩷🌸