Just received government alert.

Just found loads of these in the park. Enjoy staring at the sun later everyone!

They do a Cornish dub. Poldarth.

I've found a lifesize statue of the horse that kicked Jeremy Vine in the head.

Any bloke unilaterally doing a laundry related task, just before his wife tells him he's done it 'wrong'.

Also

the knight of the flowers 1894 by georges rochegrosse

My son did good for Father's Day

He's only been an MP for 5 minutes and he's already secured a peace deal between foxes and bins.

Isn't this a scene from Cronenberg's Crash?

Timeline serendipity

Saw what I thought was a bulldog, but when it turned round it was just a very fat old chihuahua. I nearly screamed like Veronica Cartwright...

Peter Phillips' new wife defies nominative determinism as she is actually a hedge fund manager.

Mrs Bezos has two little Jeffs growing out of her chest.

Every time I leave the house this little maniac appears demanding fuss and scritches. I don't have a cat.

Our scumbag neighbours have confirmed that Trump is the new Pope.

Satellite view of St Chad's Church, Shrewsbury. Looking a lot like a downed Federation starship.

Why fight over British Animals or British Heroes on banknotes when we can have both?

It's 25 years since Arthur Fowler wrote "Milk Chocolate Easter Egg" on the road in Albert Square and thus opened a portal to hell.

These cunts need to be purified with fire soonest.

Classic Sweep

What was your #childhoodcinema Clifton, Wellington, Shropshire

How to save the world with a spanner.

I saw this picture and thought John Swinney was performing the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.