Apple Music is trying to get me to stay up too late

Making a peanut butter sandwich, and rocking

Show him this his head’ll explode lol

I’m not MAGA, I just agree with everything MAGA stands for. Those are my, y’know, beliefs and stuff. I actually said Trump Derangement Syndrome. And now all of a sudden I’m not getting laid. What up wit’that?!

@murderxbryan.bsky.social have you seen these hats? Now you have

Got my first one the other day, talking about two gas stations lol THANKS

I see Rothko every time I close my eyes

I got piped last night lol

Your sassy, misbehaving self would love this

I got Scary BookWritin’ Man in there too good choice

Sorry I talked kinda high

Kewl out here a bit ago (still cool)

One of the better blues guys to hail from New Castle, IN

LOVE when my kids find my sketch books 🤘🏼🛹

Helloooooooo

Proud father alert (proud of myself) I kept the ac at 74° and ran two strategically-placed WooZoo fans. The ac only kicked on one time today. Please clap

I’ve lost it all mate I’ve spilled me mountain dyew

Keyed up like Schneider

Froggy went a walkin last night (every night)

What’ll they think of next

HOLD IT! Hold it right there! Yeah that looks good go ahead and tape it up

DIE DONNIE DIE DONNIE DIE DONNIE

Assume his death is imminent 🙏🏻

M.O.U, M.O.U what else what else. Hey fuck you I got Castle Grayskull and a Do-Your-Own ‘Do

I’m a hog brother Beverly hillbilly Neckbone, ox tails, pork 'n beans and chili

Hey @murderxbryan.bsky.social I found a paint for sensible men everywhere

Neighbors are get’n a new deck and just got materials delivered I’m over looking like

In my front yard looking up smiling hard as hell like I’m stuck in a ufo beam lol