every time im in glasgow i forget that this mural exists and then i turn the corner and BOOM. how am i meant to be normal about this.

i'm interpreting micro here as meaning like 1-6 inches that's my sweet spot. i can enjoy all to some degree but i'm pretty specific with what i'm regularly thinking about!

ok i'll do this too why not

i cant believe none of you told me about this

aye that's pretty accurate

ok here's mine, with nuances caveats etc (i took it down amd reuploaded because i remembered i liked something way more) youre welcome to ask about any of these

that's exactly what i'll be doing tonight

hi, i am a lesbian. and i'm here today to remind you that i have tits.

the titty book thing is harder to get right than you'd expect. and i chose a book like this cos i'm a wanker.

imagine you're here. dangling off that chain, hanging onto it for dear life. it's okay, don't you worry. if you look like you're going to fall, i'll just open that waistband 😈

@ all of you

you helped me make this :)

here's my hairy tits 😎 look at how much space there is!