STORY TIME! To his family, Matt is a dorky mustached dad, but to the men he encounters he's a five alarm DILF. He's got three days to make the most of it in Parents Weekend. Parts one and two of five are live at GayDemon.
The whole business about trans persons in sports is ridiculous for many reasons, one being that the farthest reaching and most ubiquitous unfair advantage in sports is not gender, but family income. Dollars, not hormones, are the competitive edge most athletes face.
Writing a story I've had in mind for years about a free spirted barista torn between a mafia assassin and a bumbling cop. Giving the barista a passion for 1980s new wave music, which is making for some fun listening. Working title: Love, Death and Lattes Tagline: Sometimes, dating is murder.
Scrolling through topless men Reminding yourself, again and again They are paid to look like that Do you like who you are? Do you like me or not? Have you done the work? Have you put in the time? Broken the cycle and the family line?
Started a short story I've had in mind for five years that I may never be able to pull off, but involves a romantic triangle between an Italian assassin, a free spirited barista and a bumbling cop who isn't meant for the job.
When I was a 12 yr old high school freshman there was some part time job offering on campus for a student. I mentioned it to my psychiatrist, which I had at the time, but said in full seriousness I didn't think I would go for it because I had too much to do. 🧵 1/2
Me: I set it up so you can just slot in. Husband: The things you say. Me: I am a pornographer of some small repute.
Milo Cyrus is: 33% affable farmer 33% sculpted greek god 33% porn pig 1% field mouse (but only in the ears) 🐭
Was driving through Jimothy's neighborhood at 4:30 AM and an ordinary raccoon ran across the dark road. I didn't hit him, but it occurred to: What if I had hit him, and he was Jimothy? I could see it all, jumping out of my car, begging, "no, no, no" and then scooping him up... 1/4
One of my lasting childhood fears was that I would be made to live in a rural area. That has not changed.
This shit gonna get pornographic real quick, and raunchy as fuck too. I guarantee it. #InstantStoryMaterial
A reader commented on me being a very versatile story writer, each one being very different than the one before. I guess so. After one story I will often really crave doing something very different. I sometimes fret (just a bit) that I don't have a "point of view." 1/2
Maybe I'm just too sentimental To grow the fuck up
I got nothing on, but my hands are tied Ain't going out, but I'm not tired I'm always up, you don't even have to ask So save your breath, you'll need it, dear It's cold out on that limb out here Ain't it funny how much you see when you start moving fast?
Me: Hetero men drooling over Sydney Sweeney's tits are so cringe. Also me scrolling insta: 🤤 🤤 🤤
