a week from today ill be in the pines

starfucker by slayyyter

song came out july 31st btw

walking into my corporate office in my new nice black shorts, a cropped button up and my birkenstock clogs this morning

amber iman persephone

thirty-first birthday on monday

remembering ill be on fire island a month from yesterday

melanie your mother and sister told you to leave this fucking man what is not CLICKING

another motherdisco photo dump where my phone is six inches from my face while i zoom in to see if im in any of the crowd shots (im not)

jo ellen clears rulla and brian EVERY SINGLE TIME

lorde wrote one of the greatest pop songs of the last 10 years and you all paid it fucking dust know that

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LORDE JUST DROPPED A 49 SONG VERSION OF VIRGIN WITH ALL THE DEMOS?

restarting p*** (thank god) and the random few days of morning nausea i didn’t get til week two happening in week one…

MAYBE IM A PETTY BITCH BUT YOU MADE ME RESORT TO THIS

eighty four percent humidity….

feels like 35° ☀️ a weekend with my sisters in the pines a requirement above all. @willkellogg.bsky.social @rudepolaroids.bsky.social

hi and happy pride month from the office’s newest gay guy 🫡

gay guyed for the weekend if you even care

I MEAN I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL DISCUSS THE DETAILS BEFORE I PUT THEM IN THE GROUND AND COVER’EM WITH DIRT

waiting til tomorrow to watch the summer house part one reunion so i can watch extended uncensored

just SIGNED my offer letter for this company girls she's going BACK to work 🎉🎉🎉🎉

one of the worst end games of a season of survivor ive ever seen

somehow im two margaritas in at arriba arriba

turned the tv off

love that tiffany beat out those men but oh my god this does not look good