Brandon Sawyer
@brandonsawyer
Cartoon writer/producer/not-drawer (Boss Baby TV shows, Penguins of Madagascar, lotta other stuff). Opinions reflect the views of my employers, who puppeteer my body by mutual agreement.
One more squirrel monkey because come on, look at this lil' nugget.
Downloaded all my pics tonight and buddy, I National Geographicked my ass off on this trip.
Swiss coach looks like the law-abiding middle child in a comedy with Mads Mikkelsen and Taika Waititi as bank-robbing brothers.
Weird Discount Cereal From Grocery Outlet Friday Dinner throws it back to November 2025! NYC has Mamdanimania! Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” is burning up the Hot 100! And the “wickedly brave” tastes of Elphaba Caramel Apple and Glinda Good Berry enchant everyone’s mouths… with flavor!
Me, savoring memories of the finest supper ever to glide on angel wings across my tickled palate:
You can’t really appreciate Michael Jackson until you hear him in his native Swedish.
Five hours of demolition in the kitchen today, ripping out custom homemade cabinets built directly into the walls by the original owner many decades ago. The man was a hell of a carpenter. By which I mean he was an incredibly skilled tradesman and also for today only I hope he’s roasting in hell.
Me and all my pals here to see the 9:50pm final showing of the Elvis concert doc at the Chinese Theater.
"The size of an object in frame should be proportional to its importance at that moment." - Alfred Hitchcock "If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act." - Billy Wilder “Make your posters look like they wanna hug each other.” - Norman Jewison
Torres Iberian Ham potato chips are proof Santa is real and he hates my wife.
Snickerdoodle Hershey’s Kisses are proof Santa is real and he loves me.
I made a real good pie. Mexican Chocolate Pecan, from this L.A. Times recipe: www.latimes.com/recipe/mexic... 1.5x filling (and much longer cooking time) to make a full pie instead of a tart, on a gluten free crust from a Bob’s Red Mill mix. Happy Thanksgiving!
Somebody’s yard has a skull throne where kids can climb up and tell Satan what they want for Halloween. I love you, Burbank.
One trick or treater. We’re also a full-size candy passer-outer. These are the leftovers.
Happy Halloween from a crow eating In n Out from the dumpster by my house.
Praying this Jeremy Day finds you all well, and I know what I’m wishing for when I blow out my Jeremies.
I hope you all live long enough to watch a row of twentysomethings light up for the song that meant their whole world in the fourth grade.
Me and the black-clad saddies ready for goth prom night to start.
Weird Discount Cereal From Grocery Outlet Friday Dinner plumbing new depths of depravity.
Put too much force into scooping some ice cream and accidentally made a sink float. My life is a dad joke.