Katie (Brassafrass)
@brassafrass
I’ve been called a lot of names, but never a normal college football fan. Go Dawgs!
When it’s a surprisingly pleasant day out and July is dragging and you pretend to love baseball and shamelessly use your child to lie to yourself that you’re still a fan of the sport but then also half-smokes and ice cream were had and so it was a lovely day. but also how many days until 8/29?
Afternoon playlist unlocked starting with a shout out to ATL.
How apathetic have I become about baseball? Tank out of the blue this AM: “I want a big Alabama hat.” Me: … Mr. B.: *howling* Me: … Tank: *brings the attached over which I’ve had for probably 35 years* Me: *howling but also breathing normally again* Tank: “So it looks just like this one.”
Before “WE” knew he was crazy?? “WE??” The ROYAL “WE?” The editorial “WE???” Don’t implicate us in your poor life decisionmaking, you nihilist. WE are not taking this lightly!
Perhaps, because it’s 173 degrees outside and also immigrants make our country great, an ice cold ceviche for lunch.
Tank is over 4 ft now. Thank you, Fruit Phone, for suddenly sending me a “remember when” reminder that I had a baby a fraction of that size at one point. 😭
We got no FOOD We got no JOBS Our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
I wish I could explain the sky right now other than to say if It happens tonight, don’t be surprised. It’s post-apocalyptic out here. (And by It I mean the rapture and nothing else, of course.)
🚨 The internet is closed for the rest of the day because here it is. DUN DUN
Vibe shift and brief timeline cleanse incoming… Please enjoy this picture my brother took in Antarctica last year of Tyler, his team’s adopted mascot. 🐧
On Wednesdays, we make chaotic salads to mirror the equally chaotic day we just had.
Just in: the internet is now closed for the rest of the day because here it is.
If you’re in the angry feelings and need a tune to belt out some unchecked aggression, I recommend this. Make sure it’s this version.
When adults go to a bowling alley, they expect The Dude, Walter, Donnie, Jesus, and Karl. When kids go to a bowling alley, they expect