Geoffrey Breedwell, Author
@breedweezy
Absurd, satirical sci-fi author. Creator of JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO, releases 6/25/2026! Not selling underwear. 🍉✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻🇲🇽
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When your secret sex tape was stolen, and then you realize your wife told you to get rid of it. But instead, you locked it up in your private vault that was looted. On that tape it reveals you and your wife are a rare genetic evolutionary couple, which would cause the entire empire to revolt.
When you realize what JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO is really saying about the #starwars fan base... a.co/d/0fiLfb37
It's a book. It's a FUNNY book. It's a VHS tape? It's a hot new summer read for you, and you can pick it up on Amazon, Kindle, Audible, and select stores. a.co/d/0fiLfb37 #booksky #scifi #comedy #nostalgia #sky
What do HITCHHIKERS GUIDE, DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR, and JURASSIC PARK have in common? One thing: my debut book, JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO. The story follows two teens from Hollywood, Indiana, who must save the world from aliens by finding an ancient VHS tape while evading a Mexican Cartel.
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People keep buying my book! Holy crap, I am stoked. Join the fun and see what everyone is talking about. JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO is available right now on Amazon. #booksky
I got a bad review, but from this source, that's a good thing, right? #booksky #bookreviews #books #scifibooks #bookaholic #writersky
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INDIANAPOLIS I've got my debut book launch happening at Indy Reads in Fountain Square THIS THURSDAY! JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO follows two high school losers from Hollywood, IN, who have to save the world from aliens by finding an ancient VHS tape while evading a Mexican Cartel. #booksky
#booksky #upcomingbooks JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO follows two high school losers from Hollywood, IN who have to save the world from aliens by finding an ancient VHS tape while evading a Mexican Cartel. In five days, it will be available on Amazon in hardcover, paperback, ebook, and audio.
That publication HAS to know what that acronym is, right? #booksky #bookreviews #upcomingbook #scifi
2006: I wrote a screenplay with a friend. It never sold. 2010-2015: Navy life, BA degree 2018-2021: MDiv, out of Navy 2024: Page 1 Rewrite of the screenplay, but as a narrative 2025: Get accepted at @cloakedpress.bsky.social 2026: Story published as book, ebook, and audiobook! #booksky
I've got a book coming out in 16 days! JUST PUT THE VHS IN THE BAG, BRO follows two high school losers from Hollywood, IN who have to save the world from aliens by finding an ancient VHS tape while evading a Mexican Cartel. It will be sold in print, ebook, and audiobook on Audible. Yay!!!
Be kind. Teach others to be kind. You cannot be "Pro Life" and wish death upon others.
My latest book in a meme, basically. But there's two kids looking for the sex tape across the country.