Brendan Blaber
@brendanblaber
a.k.a Jello Slaving away for hundreds of hours to make a video about lemonade Follow epitheterased.bsky.social for #EpithetErased content
When you're at the protest and you see a younger person livestreaming from their phone
I put together a big ol' mechanics-breakdown for "Stardew Valley" along with a short audiopost on my Patreon. Short being "like an hour". That's short at this point for me. Read/Listen here! www.patreon.com/jelloapocaly...
My girlfriend is an extremely funny editor because she'll go 30 pages straight with nothing but very serious notes and then hit you with this out of nowhere
Whoa! There's a brand new 2 Hour video on Puh-trone! It's a video about the Mario Party JRPG, "Dokapon Kingdom". I put ~500 hours of work into this, but I've decided to shelve it forever to focus on Epithet full-time again. Check out this gargantuan video at the link below!
Definitely the best opening line I've seen from a generic sponsorship email
Hey did you guys know that Stardew Valley has a glitch where if you get 100% perfection and go up to the Summit to see the end credits but your screen is zoomed out, the background doesn't load? Whoops lmao.
PRESIDENT'S CHOICE GUAVA LEMONADE - 3/5 I am on vacation as a small child at my aunt's beach house. She is way richer than my family and this is the only thing she has in her fridge. The taste rockets towards something almost grapefruit before peeling out hard into plastic. Begs for alcohol.
STARBUCKS BUTTERFLY LEMONADE REFRESHER - 2/5 Looks lovely but the purple is an extremely fake, plasticy "Tropical!" flavor. Gross. Some nice sour notes near the bottom by the pearls but not much.
STARBUCKS COOL LIME LEMONADE REFRESHER - 3/5 Very soft, bright key lime flavor. Clearly syrup based but still nice. Wouldn't want more of it than this size, though.
Noah Caldwell-Gervais dropped a follow-up to their "Resident Evil" review and I think I've found The Quote of the video for me.
The Pop Shoppe "Lime Ricky" - 2/5 Melted grocery store popsicle. Definitely not bad, but pretty mild flavor-wise and the flavor disappears *really* fast after sipping it. Not a good trade-off for something so sugary.
Gonna continue my off-stream Lemonade taste-test megathread on Blue Sky now that I'm here. Feel free to look through the old thread, if you want: x.com/BrendanBlabe... New stuff in replies below.
Gettin' there. I meant it when I said 2026 is going to be an #EpithetErased year, it's just going to be the back half.
New video! THE FORBIDDEN LEMONADES I drink poison for $30,000. Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEy3...
Okay, the numbers have been crunched! To set up for last year's lemonade stream, including all the drinks, decorations, camera, and gas money, it cost... $1,851! Gross! Looks like the closest guess comes from *checks notes* "A_Real_Life_Feet_Lover." Congratulations. Your prize is feet.