Niemöller's Hot Takes
@brentcrude
PhD Microbiology. London, via Notts, Basel & Manchester
As a son of Nottingham I feel I should defend mushy peas (with or without mint sauce)
Me stuffing spaghetti in my ears so I cant hear my 13 year old go on about Count Dookoo or some shit all holiday
"Hey Brad, its Donald. So look. All I want to do is this. I just want you to find 4 goals, which is one more than we have. Because we won the match."
We go live to the Supreme Court Deliberating Hall for an exclusive peek into the decision making process of this hallowed American institution
Is the Kryptonite switching up the messaging so it doesn't make Labour look like they're curb-crawling Reform voters?
Im old enough to remember when issuing bomb threats was associated with terrorism
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho issues a stark warning about the dystopia that awaits if US citizens don't stop voting for 'tards
In a sane and just world, not only would the files be released (as per the legal requirement) there would be a full investigation into the nature of Epstein's networks, and how they influenced politics and business
To save you the bother of reading Tim's utter gash opinions, here's an excerpt. Just one riot, Tim opines. Just one, you silly, lilly livered Pearl clutching Guardianistas. When Tim was a kid (the early 90s in Sevenoaks, that leafyest of leafy suburbs) they'd have multiple riots a week, presumably
Having the Radio6 "now playing" account in my newsfeed really does add some aesthetic poignancy to my doomscrolling
This turned out to be terrifyingly prescient. The stage hands are already on set, but most people haven't noticed because they're wearing black leotards
Mere commoners cannot comprehend the quality of adverts the algorithm serves me, classy guy that I clearly am
I know, I know. Comparing government spending to balancing a household budget is flawed. But the US is now acting like an overprivelidged college kid with a serious coke habit that's nicked his dad's credit card
A sixth form debating position, as opposed to the nuanced "Brexit is grate! IDST *fingers in ears* LA LA LA! I CANT HEAR YOU!" Primary school playground meltdown position of the Brexiteers and their media enablers
Do you think Sir David Attenborough is going to get a telegram from the King of the Jungle today?
Stop the Irony press! We need to get Alanis in for a complete retool!