Bret Plate 🍁💙📎
@bretplate
I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Created the 1st BPA-Free water bottle. Starting a new co. to continue the fight against plastics & climate change. 'X' Refugee. Buddhist. It's not too late to save the planet.
Winged beings, different reasons The world reinvents again Pure, tiny efforts
If there's any "benefit" from Trump's idiotic war with Iran, it's that it will accelerate the adoption of electric cars at a speed that will make Trump crazy.
To understand the depth of Trump's sociopathy re: global warming, consider: Every degree C of warming reduces growth by ~1°. Given warming is faster than expected, projections are for a 23% loss of per capita earning by 2100. Our conversations with our grandchildren are going to be ugly.
Because, gas prices being what they are, she couldn't afford the second 'S'.
So, sure. Let's just eliminate a quarter of all Americans from the workforce. It will certainly help the unemployment figures. (Assuming you don't count the disabled as employable...or people.) Maybe #StephenMiller has some experiments he'd like to do on them while they're idle.
Send the SCOTUS super majority to Haiti for six months and let's see how they do. Since they're so big on guns, I'd be willing to give them each a pistol and a box of ammo.
This man is in charge of our foreign policy?! Like overhearing this at work: - Who's the new V.P. in charge of our international supply chain management? - I think his name is Burt. - Burt? - The guy who cleans the bathroom in the warehouse. - ? - A lot of bathrooms in our supply chain.
Listening to this press conference is like being at Thanksgiving dinner, listening to the Drunk Uncle who no longer drinks because he's falling into senility but can't stop talking even though he's falling asleep.
The sword-billed humingbird. The only bird with a beak longer than its body.
Maybe he meant "a real hit WITH Jesus?" Or Vance has convinced Trump to convert to Catholicism and he's turning on the Presbyterians.
Everything you ever needed to know about the Trump administration in one headline.
Iran reveals miniature nuclear weapon designed to blow up gas stations.
Dear Iran - Gas station GPS coordinates for sale. Guaranteed accurate! Get them while they're hot!
"Also, my sleeves are too short because after I paid $3000 for this Italian bespoke tailored suit, my biceps took a big leap in size, thanks to the military training regimen I still do every morning. Here's me, casually discussing breakfast with my ON FIRE! wife after a workout."
Someone should tell him that little boy suits on adult men went out several years ago. For good reason. Also, metallic saphire blue jackets. Also, please wear socks.
Does it matter? Plastics pollution is going to destroy the environment and - finally - the human brain long before climate change can get us. Some humans already have enough plastic in their brains to make a spoon. Bioaccumulation of Microplastics in Decedent Human Brains, Nature.com, 2025
Speaking of ads...does anyone else think this is one of the wierdest & creepiest ads ever?
He had to investigate each and every seashell. How they got to that beach. Who their parents were. Clams and mussels they associated with. Other beaches they posted on. Where they went to school... "And we didn't just accept, 'By the seashore' for an answer!" [Patel]
He had to investigate each and every seashell. How they got to that beach. Who their parents were. Clams and mussels they associated with. Other beaches they posted on. Where they went to school... "And we didn't just accept, 'By the seashore' for an answer!" [Patel]
Why does Karoline Leavitt doing a press conference always sound like a high school freshman delivering her first "research paper" in front of a room full of other 15 yr. olds?
Shame on you! "Thou shalt not crucify a woman already crucified for the Lord." - (I'm sure it's in) Leviticus