Listen, today I've been scrambling to make emergency plans for a housing/financial situation that's come up, so I'd like to genuinely thank all of you for distracting me with large rotund cartoon animals

Look I'm very... let's call it "moodfluid" where everything is just feeling good in general but I just really wanna patpatpat on something very soft, round, curvy, and very fluffy

Oh yeah, in addition to the whole "My sona tastes and smells like peanut butter & chocolate" thing, I'm also making it canon that he just naturally makes silly cartoon sounds sometimes Like if you pick him up and squeeze him, he makes a squeaky toy noise

Idea for a show: 1. Animate an episode but don't include audio 2. Get a group of people like Lythero/Zyzx to dub over it and make up their own audio 3. Make that the official script

I know Sims 4 launched without a fuckton of basic features from previous games, but Sims 5 boutta launch with hetero only mode

Another 6 day work week and I'm coping with the overwork by imagining a 4th sona form Roo Brett

I'm someone who is terrible at confrontation, but does anyone have tips on how to deal with my coworker who insists on blasting his shitty repetitive (likely AI generated) blues music from a Bluetooth speaker every day I'm running out of patience

I only recently discovered that my Galaxy lets you use multiple gifs, so mine cycles between various Skye dances each time I bring it up

"Request Bubblegum K.K. one more fucking time, and I swear to God you will not live to see another Saturday night" -K.K. Slider

Mutually Assured Digestion

I don't know why this has been on my mind for several days, but I must ask: 1. When did people start using the term "the bomb diggity" 2. When did people stop using it

Jolteon and Floatzel in a fierce duel over who gets to be the best pokemon to draw as a fat circle (Jolt has the type advantage but Float is high enough level that it evens out)

So I'm working 6 days of mostly full shifts this week to cover for a coworker, my Jetta has severely injured my bank account, and at the end of the month I'm gonna get stuck with some random unknown person as a roommate (which also means I have to clean the apartment) All I ask is for furry energy

I like it when a belly's sounds qualify to be accurately described as "angry"

"Food for thought." [GWWRRRRRRRRLLL] "...Oh, sorry! I thought of food just now..."

Imagining walking around with a friend, their belly exposed beneath 5% of a shirt, so that I can point at it proudly and be like "This bad boy right here? Yep, I helped make that. Guess how much of my paycheck went into getting it to this size~"

Shadow of the Collossus gameplay but it's me treacherously climbing up a macro's big swaying gut to give them a smooch on the snout

I want to be really vulnerable in the company of somebody who will be all "muahahaha >:3" but ultimately is still sensual

Question for felines: How fast can you meow

it's been so long since I've properly carried a conversation between friends that my throat is kinda scratchy after tonight's gameplay with friends, I should do this more often to alleviate that

Each time I see a fat buizel, it makes me want to see 2 more

huge furry girls are so fucking gorgeous