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burger girl (@brgrgirl) · DIRTY

burger girl

@brgrgirl

the burger makes the girl 👇bonus panels, discord, mold just $1/mo patreon.com/brgrg

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burger girl@brgrgirl· 12d

brgrg rendered in a more realistic style than usual

burger girl@brgrgirl· 13d

petra parker aka spider-lass: I MANUFACTURE MY OWN WEB FLUID; INVENTING A DIY HRT THAT GUARANTEED I GOT D CUPS WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!

burger girl@brgrgirl· 14d

burger + fries
by BRGRG!

burger has received an anonymous gift! she is enamored to find it contains a shirt that reads: "I'm Burger!", and resolves to wear it to her next outing.

at a party, burger walks past the perverted lesbian doctor, who gives a characteristic grin to burger as she passes by. burger soon discovers why; fries is in attendance, wearing a matching shirt that reads: " I COME IN Burgers". burger is a bit embarrassed.

burger girl@brgrgirl· 16d

fries + shake
by brgrg!

f: shake what the hell are you working on

s: hi fries! i'm modding new characters into my fighting game. they're based on some art i saw online. wanna see their specials?

f: um. yeah i think i'm ok actually

[two characters in the game. they're clearly based on furry inflation and flatulence fetish art, respectively]

burger girl@brgrgirl· 18d

HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE MAN
STANDING OUTSIDE
YOUR PLACE?

OH THAT'S
SUSAN. SHE HOLDS UP MY WINDOW A/C FOR ME SO IT DOESN'T FALL.

WAIT--SHE? YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A MAN?

WELL DUH!
YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN FOR A JOB LIKE THAT! YOU NEED TO USE A BRICKI

burger girl@brgrgirl· 19d

happy bunny day

wolf and bunny in bunny suits :)

burger girl@brgrgirl· 20d

burger girl@brgrgirl· 23d

court mandated emotional support soccer ball

shake: IM ON A BIT OF A
PRANKING SPREE... FRIES DOESN'T KNOW IT, BUT I REPLACED HER SOCCER BALL THING WITH A BOWLING BALL!! HEHE

shake hides, trying not to laugh, as fries bursts in the room around the corner. her "soccer ball", painted green with burger's face on it, sits on the floor.

fries: SHAKE!!!
WHY THE HELL DID YOU TEEPEE OUR OWN LAWN??

fries: DAMN, SHE ISN'T HERE...
GOOD THING I
HAVE MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
"SOCCER BALL".

fries winds back her leg to kick.

shake(thinking): wait a second...

shake(thinking): i forgot about the pins...

fries kicks the bowling ball, her leg shatter in two on impact, viscera spattering across the room as she screams and howls in pain. the visage of burger painted on the ball smiles unerringly.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Aug 1

Spike the Dragon sits on a folding chair.

Spike: SO YEAH, MY MOM-WELL, MY FOSTER MOM-SHE HATCHED ME WHEN SHE WAS REALLY YOUNG. IT WAS ACTUALLY FOR SCHOOL, IF YOU'D BELIEVE IT. SHE WAS 13, I THINK? IT WAS DURING HER PUBERTY METAPHOR.

Spike: THEN WHEN SHE GRADUATED, WE MOVED TO THIS.. SMALL TOWN. HER BOSS WANTED HER TO SOCIALIZE OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T REALLY GET IT, I MEAN.. MORE THAN ANYTHING I WAS JUST TRYING TO EARN HER APPROVAL.

Spike: BUT IT WAS WEIRD, MAN. SHE'D GO AND HANG OUT WITH HER FRIENDS, AND SOMETIMES I'D TAG ALONG... I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A BIG JOKE TO THEM.

Yoshi: Hey.

Spike is sitting beneath a banner labeled "CARTOON DINOSAUR SUPPORT GROUP", in a circle with Yoshi, Gobbles the Learosaurus, and Spyro.

Yoshi: Yoshi! Just because you're comic relief... Yoshi! doesn't mean you don't deserve relief, too.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 27

B: Thanks for fitting me in for a consult! it's so hard to get an appointment right now

D: no problem!! breast augmentation is easy peasy.. not that i think you need it, hehe..

B: well.. i actually have a really specific goal in mind that i'm hoping for. Can I show you a reference photo? I've got it right here on my phone.

D(thinking): Oooh I really really really hope it's goonslop!!!!!

D: Oh no prob! that's like super common actually nbd.

Doctor looks at phone while Burger smiles vacantly in the background. pictured on the device is a burger.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 20

burger and fries are playing baseball. someone approaches.

S: hey!! can i play with y'all??

it's new character milkshake!

F: Uhhh dude do you even know the rules

S: THERE'S ONLY ONE RULES IN BASEBALL:
GIVE IT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE GOT!!

F: DUMASS! there's a fuckton more rules than that!

B: ahh, we're already losing. what's the worst that–

burger and fries stand surrounded by blood, death and destruction. shake runs gleefully in the foreground. police cars siren off in the distance, but they are toppled, crushed and on fire.

B: –could happen.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 18

WOLF & bunny! by brgrg!

B: I had a great time tonight wolf

W: me too! thanks for walking me home

W: well, goodnight!

B: *stares expectantly*

W: are you waiting for a kiss—

B(cutting her off): EAT ME!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 16

B: HEY HOT DOG, HOW DID YOU AFFORD TOP SURGERY WHEN YOU'RE SO POOR?

H: AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK.. I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO...

A FEW YEARS AGO.....

H: HOLY CRAP. IT'S SO HOT IT FEELS LIKE IM GONNA SWEAT MY TITS OFF

[tits splat on the ground like ice cream]

H: OH.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 11

Wolf & bunny! by brgrg!

wolf's apartment: 1 am. wolf and bunny are sat on the couch watching twin peaks, when suddenly!

wolf wraps her arm around bunny and pulls her close with a shocking grab. "omg", things bunny, "it's finally happening...!"

wolf looks concerned and amused to see the wild grin on her face as bunny thinks: "she's gonna eat me!"

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 10

WOLF & bunny!

"you gonna be a good puppy and cover our tab?",
said the bunny.

"now listen here", said the wolf, "I'm not a wittle baby puppy. i'm an adult woman, and i think i deserve some respect."

"also, i don't have a job," said the wolf, "so no."

brgrg!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 7

AND NOW, TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM TYRANNY, IT'S...

DDPAAG: FUCK, HOLD ON, JUST...
DDPAAG: OH LORD
DDPAAG: MY "NAUSEA SENSE"® IS KICKING MY ASS RN

DIET DR PEPPER AND ADDERALL GIRL!!!

MEANWHILE: AT MOLE GIRL HEADQUARTERS...

THE WORST
TWEET YOU'VE
EVER SEEN!

WILL OUR VILLAIN POST
THIS ABHORRENT CONTENT? TUNE IN
NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT..!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 6

B1: hey, you going to that party tomorrow?

B2: o-oh, well actually..

B2: i gotta go to the TORTURE ROOM tomorrow.

B1: huh??

B2: basically they tie me to a table and torture me for a few hours!

B1: does it... pay well?

B2: n-no, uh— actually, it costs about $200 an hour.

B1: oh..!

B2: yeah..

B1: i'm... SO sorry?

B2: n-no, um— it's actually the best thing to ever happen to me. it's an incredible privilege.

B1: oh. uh. yay?

B2: yayyy

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jul 5

B1: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO CHANGE.

B1: ...I LIKE IT IN HERE.

B1: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, I...

B1: I FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE.

B2: THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT DUDE I CLOSE IN AN HOUR SOOO CAN WE WRAP THIS UP.

B1: OH. RIGHT.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 26

interviewer: THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO INTERVIEW WITH US TODAY! JUST ONE FINAL QUESTION - CAN YOU GIVE US A FEW BIG BOOMS?

burger: LiKE... THE COSTCO GUYS?

interviewer: sure!

burger: uh... boom, boom, boom.. boom?

interviewer: great! we'll be in touch.

[then while walking away, burger overheard:]

co-interviewer: FOUR big booms? So noncommital.

interviewer: such a shame. we're should hurry and BURN her application.

[overwhelmed with frustration, burger shouts:]

burger: ahh special sauce!! i'll NEVER make it in this industry!

[as she does so, we see she's walking out of a nuclear power plant.]

brgrg!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 25

Ford announces new 2026
line of SUVs:

2026
Ford Expedition

2026
Ford Explorer

2026
Ford EXECUTIONER.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 24

cashier(overpaid wageslave): p-please, isn't there at least one topping you want? pickles, tomato.. lettuce?

disgruntled managment: *watches snidely*

customer(hard working PATRIOT): how hard is it for a girl to order just a plain. normal burger?

Impatient zillenials: *lamely annoyed in line behind cistoner*

ordering device: property of doordash

heh.. So much for the "topping" shortage.

brgrg!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 23

[pointing at burger flag]

YO WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS AND WHY ARE ALL THEIR WOMEN SO FRICKING GREEN?

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 22

HEY. YOUR BRA STRAP IS SHOWING.

OH No!
I BETTER GO AND CATCH IT!

...WHAT??

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 21

*gestures at trans flag* YO WHAT COUNTRY
Is THIS AND WHY ARE ALL THEIR WOMEN SO FRICKING PALE?

i went to the beach with a bunch of beautiful transgender the other day and a well meaning woman came up to us and asked, concerned, why all the women in our group were so pale. she began attempting to guess our home country: "scandinavia? iceland??" nobody had the heart to explain. strangely, she was not curious why i was green.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 20

HEY KID! dontcha know not to mine at night??

nah i KNoW you're not talking shit while you're living out the fuckin GREEN TOP.

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 19

this is the LAST time i hang out with numbers!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 18

the "potential" psychiatrist

they call them 007:
0 prescriptions for adderal 0 prescriptions for ridallin 7 prescriptions for SRRIs

"i just don't feel comfortable prescribing stimulants after only 3 appointments"

"let's try wellbutrin again. you were on that one for three years, maybe it'll start working at four?"

"'ll see you again
in 3 months so you can tell me about how this medication did nothing!"

will acknowledge your struggle but will never ever ever ever help

always "could" and "might" improve symptoms, never will

knows your entire family history of mental illness: will NOT refer to it

"you meet all 15 diagnostic criteria, but i'm just not certain this med is for you!"

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 17

12yo sona: so what's up? are we still homeless

26yo sona: girl imma be so for real bc i like you: yes

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 16

taco bell fire sauce: YOU ABANDONED ME. YOU LEFT ME FOR DEAD. HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS???

me, mournful: DONT LOOK. DO NOT TURN AROUND. SHE ISN'T REAL SHE'S NOT SHE IS NOT
brgrg!

burger girl@brgrgirl· Jun 15

when i was a shark, i didn't have very much to do.
the ocean is vast. people imagine sharks to be in constant fight for survival, but the reality is much slower.
mostly all you can do is keep swimming forward.

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