Don't know why I immediately had to make this.

If you don’t immediately fall in love with Karen Allen in SCROOGED, you are incorrect.

Speaking as a Columbus bachelor who is single because I’m a dumbass, this man does not represent me.

There was only one option for movie night tonight. Rest in peace, legend ❤️‍🩹

What a journey this week has been. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

Two Spielberg bangers that prove the master is going strong: THE FABELMANS & DISCLOSURE DAY

Jeffries vs. Mamdani

Screw it, I’ve been losing weight for the last year and change and I feel good about my progress so I’m sharing it here!

My wearing a JURASSIC PARK shirt today is entirely coincidental but fortunate

Literally this:

Me: How do I stop getting notifications specifically from people liking my comments? TikTok and Instagram:

Ah yes, this is exactly the kind of entry-level part-time job I specifically searched for. As usual, thanks for nothing, Indeed.

1) First day of Couch to 5k: May 13, 2025 2) This morning’s run: May 15, 2026 What a difference a year makes!

When you try to keep your distance from a nesting goose only to run into its partner that was hidden behind a bush:

“All you had to do was pay us enough to live.”

2028 primary is gonna look a little something like this.

Biker gang on the Cycling Road watching the same kid who keeps sweeping their whole teams with a single Kadabra and taking all their money roll up for the 50th time:

How it feels to be a millennial quoting old Flash videos with other millennials

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.