Did we just give the 9/11 hijackers nukes

I choose to believe this isn’t a bug and that Jay-Z is now using umlauts

I can see why everyone’s into this

Need rolled as hunter and was told I’m a bad person (I am)

My man TF just dropped another tactical nuke

I’ve never not clicked on something faster

ALREADY GOT A SCOOP FOR YALL, TMRW ON IG

When BG comes off the bench and posts another classic

Happy two years

I SMELL A FOURTH

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM

Well it was nice knowing everyone

You don’t know me

About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles

RIP to my launch Switch, who passed today after being an absolute soldier for 9+ years. Rest easy king, thanks for all the Mario Kart 8 and sorry you became the kid console in your later years.

Star Trek playing at the oil change place on a Tuesday morning, Austin I still love you

Never clicked on anything so fast

Best part of the Hulk Hogan documentary was seeing that Jimmy Hart saved his money

Two losers who are bad at their jobs

COMING SOON to @thebarbedwire.com: I investigate the biggest issue of our time -- has Whataburger fallen off since private equity got it. I enlist Austin comics @peezytx.bsky.social and Danny Goodwin to help get to the bottom of things.

Anyway glad we didn’t vote for the lesser of two evils WHEW!

Perfect no notes

What if she was just figuratively

"Ok so just asking, what if you accidentally left your zoom camera on"

At the Lorne Michaels exhibit at the Ransom Center and this was heartbreaking

I have thought about this headline every day for 25 years