As distinguished soil scientist Dr Francis Hole used to say here at the university, we are all Temporarily Not Soil.

"Nice shoes."

My friends starting taking off one shoe and holding it up when I approached. Several months of that, lol.

But we have Cliff AI on our phones now. Seems to know the answer to every question.

I remember practicing to do this with a stick after watching this movie when it came out.

upside down is fun!

It's dumb. I don't think it's going to work this time.

Those lunatics are building the Mach 5!

The question of 'Is he more like Nero or Caligula?' may finally get an answer.

Unfortunately, history classrooms will probably look like this.

The huge crowd is just out of frame

Christ, he's going on about the f'ing pool again.

You mean that guy with the rubber fin on his back in Yellowbeard? Didn't know he was Lou Reed's producer.

Strangest damn things. They're man-made.

A trillion dollars, and he'll always be this guy