In 2013, I made this picture of Nigel Thornberry holding a sword and covered in blood because my friend had a dream that that’s what her publisher was going to put on the cover of her book. This picture still brings us joy and laughter. This is my only Tim Curry related story.

This was my Lollapalooza.

This is Walgreens right now.

w/o downloading anything new where are you at mentally

I’m probably biased, but I think that @byotproductions.bsky.social is the best theatre company in all of Chicago (possibly even the world). And I can’t think of a better time for you to find out how right I am than our 12th anniversary show! Sign ups to participate are now open!

Aside from the fact that she couldn’t even be bothered to use capitalization or punctuation, language has always been fluid. You can’t criticize how people speak English unless this is the English you speak:

Bestie-in-law in an NPC! @rollforsandwich.com this is so cool!

My presentation is going well. @byotproductions.bsky.social #BYOTprodctions #24HourTheatre #ChicagoTheatre #StorefrontTheatre #BadBoyWerewolf

This coming Saturday, I'll be performing a special act as part of BYOT Presents: Bad Boy Werewolf. The whole show is going to be silly (affectionate). You should come check it out. @byotproductions.bsky.social

These two have waited so long for these Chicago Bears. Happy Birthday, Guy!!! Enjoy it! 💙🏈🐻🧡

It’s about fucking time a bot started following me.

Legitimate Mothman siting on the Red Line.

Just in case you didn’t already know, dates have been updated.

It would have been nice of them to see something. I just checked Now’s website, and it still has all of the original dates.

From today’s takeover on the @byotproductions.bsky.social instagram. I’ve never felt more seen.

You clearly care who I have a problem with if you got this but hurt over me asking a candidate a question. (BTW, she’s not going to fuck you, so you don’t need to go this hard.) And this is misogyny. Have a nice day.

The theater kid is theatering.

I need you to know that I had to walk away from my desk and make sure that no one was in the bathroom so that I could laugh about this. You really touched a nerve there.

This is for @regimepup.bsky.social and no one else. Suck it.

Sometimes the group chat talks to @tonykhan.bsky.social like he’s there. #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Like clockwork… #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

You can take the girl out the red Toyota, but 20 years later she’ll be in a different one.

Never change, Chicago. Never change.

My friend @lightsgameraaction.bsky.social and I both want to be your best friend. If you had to pick one of us, it would be me, right? Because of the bracelet and sign? Right? Please.

Thank you, toilet.