Me looking at the list of policies from the government:

The Sphinx of Carlisle

McLaren F1 inspired Stormtrooper I've painted for my cousin's birthday.

I've taken a huge step outside of my comfort zone and gone into the middle of nowhere in West Cumbria to see some Viking fights. I feel like a massive gooseberry here on my own in a camp chair but really they're the ones wearing full costumes.

They're doing it again. A man is going to be the first female Labour leader again.

I don't think it's a bad first attempt but it's certainly not a good one. I still had fun though!

A hobby is born.

This was a few days after I'd gotten Tito and knew I had a good lad.

Titoposting

Sadly not.

Describe your last bowel movement with an album title.

It's great we can all hang out.

Pick a Bond from the photos you have already on your phone. It's finally time for a non-white Bond!

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Bonus beans

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

They did a proxy vote for a paedophile to vote 'no' against an investigation into the PM appointing a paedophile.