BRITTA
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I’m bad at parties
OKAY SOOOO ONE MONTH LATER… I was so happy abt my shoulders before but look at them nowwwww bitch
Almost half the year is gone and while it’s been mostly bullshit, I’ve managed to make my shoulders look like this so call it a draw
I’m so violently premenstrual I’m gonna rewatch Heated Rivalry as a treat but this time cry through the whole thing I mean like ugly cry snot pouring out of my nose hyperventilating wailing cry
Damn I hope this isn’t true because I haven’t heard from my one stalker in a while and I’d like to keep it that way :) forget about me pls :)
Clocking in as the Hasan Specialist of the friend group and not clocking out baby I’m working overtime this week (everyone keeps asking me about his dog)
Of all the things I don’t need an app for. Not everything needs to be collecting data. Let the cat piss in peace without scanning its biometrics.
Bought one of these and realized too late that I have BDSM tools capable of doing the exact fuckin thing
Dude, what? A kidney? Who the fuck wrote this I need their astrologer card revoked
Just found out that David Harbour looks like THIS in Thunderbolts and now I might have to watch. Peak male form. Throw me across the room.
Here’s what I wrote about Talk To Me last year. One of the rare instances where my LB review isn’t a stupid and/or horny one liner.
Inexplicably deeply sad today. Is it the anniversary effect? Possibly? Does that happen with non-traumatic stuff? Idk then I thought about this meme that always makes me cry