He’s my loot from 2 weeks in Japan. I wanna say 80% of this stuff was from Tokyo specifically, but I got a handful of things in Kyoto (like the sake) and Osaka to commemorate the trip. A detailed breakdown of all of these items in the alt text.

You:

I got a lot of beef with SF but every time I see yall post about 100+ degree weather I’m like “couldn’t be me” lol. This shit is glorious. Really blessed when it comes to weather. When it’s 100 in October I’m gonna whine though.

Me explaining all the context to my friend for his first IRL wrestling show at #ForbiddenDoor tonight:

How am I supposed to get up?

Once again:

In case you needed proof that the NBA is the best sports league in the US.

I make this joke like once a week now but gamers deserve less rights

Was literally joking about this yesterday

The president of the United States, for some reason:

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP. GTA6 HAS A RELEASE DATE.

I’m uniting the left in San Francisco.

#thisisanxbox

Almost done with the new season of Invincible and every time I see Thragg on screen this is what pops into my head:

I forgot to post this days ago when I made it but here’s my new pinned skeet:

I made a new tinder bio

I feel like the Dems and Reps made an unofficial deal that they’ll each sacrifice one house member so the majority doesn’t change and they don’t have to investigate anyone else any further. I’m sure both parties are eager to move past this with no further questions being asked.

Finally got a 100% Pokédex in Pokemon Pokopia 🥲

It’s late, time for a pussy pic

Byron Noem:

Hyperbole on the internet? I’m a monster.

Finished my greenhouse. Idk if I have time today to build my actual house lol I need to clean.