putting the rumors to rest

So the guy who signed a massively deferred contract so he can avoid paying United States (and CA) taxes is grinning and standing next to Trump, holding a USA hat. Yeah, go fuck yourself, Ohtani.

I just found out the same guy wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart and I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) and he looks EXACTLY as awesome as you expect he should

dear white people: please stop giving your children names that sound like a magical item from d&d

when you realize you're going to spend the next few years searching for images of a brewers prospect named "grant hill"

Goddamn it, MLB, right in the app now

ahahahahahah hahahahahahahahah no

Walked into Plymouth target, and…. Here’s Pablo! Weird

Epic headline, this one is an all-timer

I check in on Twitter every so often to make sure I don't have any outstanding messages, and... this is what they think I'm interested in, apparently

what are we even doing

While I’m uncertain which elevator I want to ride, I know which one I DON’T want

god have mercy on the soul of the manager here

what the FUCK is going on with the ads I'm seeing lately?

now i'm concerned there's a problem with my toes

I'm going to be in Milwaukee on Saturday to watch the Brewers and Twins, join us if you're there!

this makes it easier to recognize him

you can tell the state of my declining mental health from how stupid my headlines become

I am living my best life. The only teams I haven't watched in 2026 are the Yankees, Dodgers, and Cardinals (watching the Cubs/Phillies game right now).

this seems very legit, i should give this person all of our money

MLB watch stats are fun, but there's either a huge delay or they're wildly inaccurate. I think it's the latter. The Padres are playing the Angels, and the Brewers are playing the Marlins, yet I've "watched" neither team.

you won't believe this one small trick to fix the orioles' city connects

I don’t use next door, but they occasionally send me emails that remind my why I don’t use next door

A visual representation of MLB's *brilliant* idea to have virtually no back-to-back games after Opening Day. Just a massive unforced error, yet they do it almost every year.

william contreras this season

brutallllll

you're not thinking far enough outside of the box, davy

what happens when I sneeze while typing my name

I hate those goddamned Canada hats so much I had to do this. It took eight minutes to create this.

cool i just used facial recognition to identify a child rapist