brometh
@bromethazine
my fists pack one million volts
All day at work I have been debugging problems because my idiot country started a war and the blowback meant that various Amazon Web Services data centers in Dubai are offline due to missile attacks. It feels a lot like this classic bit
currently eating my third bowl of it. it’s yellow because the only good boxed rice situation at the store was Zatarain’s yellow rice. it came out so creamy, will definitely make it again
The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.
Many years ago I lived in an apartment next to the convention center that hosts the largest furry convention in the world, which means I have tons of selfies of me on drugs with furries I ran into on the street
Tomorrow I have a new album coming out, a collaboration I helped make over 72 straight hours in an AirBNB with nine like-minded individuals. I’m really proud of it. GET IT IN: OHIO EDITION drops Friday!
Lacey loves to lie down on me and stretch out her entire body as long as it can extend
Label head: You get that album cover for The Optimistics? Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin arboreal just like you asked Label head: what
NYC, get out there and let’s win this for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. Better things are possible
He yelled at me until he got up onto my lap. He is now rumbling contentedly
Profoundly and irrevocably obsessed with this curly-ass cat I found on Tumblr. His name is Jimmy and he is indistinguishable from a goddamn stuffed animal
He’s not supposed to be up here but he looks sooooo cute when he does it
The THUG ZINE vinyls have touched down, and holy shit, look at these beautiful objects
Every time I see Jair Bolsonaro he looks more and more like the Wound Man
All my Irish Protestant genes activating as I figure out how to cut expenses