Teenage me would have an immediate answer.

Look how ugly this shit is.

FLAWLESS PLAN

Bluesky's best minds are working on ways a Dem admin can get out of Iran without taking a PR hit. I'm so relieved.

Inside you there are two wolves.

Rocking this bumper sticker in July 2026 is exactly the kind of self-awareness I'd expect from somebody who also has a Punisher Thin Blue Line sticker.

This is literally just the plot of season 1 of The Diplomat.

And that's not even addressing the giant spider at the National Gallery.

Ottawa unironically has some of the most kick-ass architecture in my opinion. The National Gallery of Canada, Canadian War Museum, and National Arts Centre all slap.

Love the rhetorical sleight of hand to make it sound like this specific opinion is why he's been accused of anti-Semitism, and not, you know, *gestures broadly*

For some reason, as soon as I read this quote my mind started playing "We Both Go Down Together" by The Decemberists.

Unironically hilarious and kind of accurate quote from Trump. Some of his best work, tbh.

GOD YES. I was thinking about this exact thing right before I saw it on the list.

Slightly different, but I will never grow out of thinking this is the funniest shit ever.

Is this just what happens when you're a progressive former IFB kid?

Least surprising outcome possible.

Shout out to Maddie Ryan of the CBC for writing this sentence. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Donald Christ performs his first miracle: the Resurrection of Jeffrey Epstein

But have you considered that HRC was kind of sort of in favor of universal healthcare 33 years ago?

I genuinely think this is the most profound thing David Bentley Hart has ever written.

"I have imagined a machine called The Machine That Kills Everyone. It doesn't exist, but if it did, everyone would die." - The guy who was so afraid of Roko's Basilisk he banned discussion of it on his little "rationalist" forum

Tell that to these little guys.

If you click on this headline a piano immediately falls on top of you from Heaven.

And she literally just wants to be a landlord lol.

It appears the argument is not that the letter is a forgery or a fake, but rather that it literally doesn't exist at all?

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