getting super late night buses is magical because it's only ever either you alone on the bus and you feel like you're in the rapture or you're sat two seats away from this

it's not THE noise, but it'll do

exclusive leaked screenshot from Toy Story 5 other plushie freak belongs to @nargle.hyper.wang, art courtesy of the wonderful @asmodeuws.bsky.social

after a large amount of planning, hard work and stress, i now officially live 5 minutes away from the beautiful beaches of Vancouver! this calls for a celebration, courtesy of the incredible @hornymarcoarts.bsky.social !

i can check sucking the tits of someone so busty that i can fit both nipples in my mouth simultaneously off my bucket list

lunch in stanley park! (because i was gonna do the whole sea wall and got tired halfway through; another day...)

hoh boy, i lost my virginity and it was so fucking good these are to ketchup chips what mewtwo is to mew

me when people with niche funny animal interests try to invalidate and demonize other people with niche funny animal interests

ok, i'm well aware of and made my peace with the fact that bc is cold and rainy, but did it have to be like super nice JUST before i get over there and go back to cold and rainy the second i touch down

he's showing you what he spent 4 hours beating his meat to

the gooner habitat

we had a bunch of packaged sausage sandwiches go out from work today and i was hungry enough to have a very good idea

throwback to when @minzebits.bsky.social made me wide

i'm going to smash you over a rock like an eagle

torkoal arrives at the pokemon center: 2028

republican senators when they see a veteran with an unbroken arm

gamin gamin gamer time my9games.com

great so because trump wants to distract everyone from the fact that he's a pedophile by starting wwiii, my underwear being shipped from australia may be delayed

folks, if my package or butt was in the photo, or this was horny sona art, i'd get it is it aggie? the sweater?? the doc martens box in the back???

shoutout to lunch today when I threw one piece of popcorn to a single pigeon and acquired a harem of avians

literally ground zero for my plushification now in my ever growing collection... @melieconiek.bsky.social

ooh!! try this weird caked up sex toy!

ice agents when the idea of them not wearing masks is bought up:

i don't know why we bother making parodies of trump supporters when they just exist and say things for free

me: jesus fuck that was a rough shift, i really need some serotonin the humble sea lion:

bout to get the best damn sleep of my life