this motherfucker used to give me nightmares. now it gives me daymares too.

🎶 oh the weather outside is weather 🎶

I beat Balatro and she did not freak.

Not to pile on Eddie here, but…

I should call her

Bad week for Grahams. Good luck out there crackers.

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only

Real bad

Without downloading new pics what is it like being married to you?

Did you know these are COMPLETELY different flavors? My kid does and was sure to let me know I done fucked up.

Alternative wedding venue I'd propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

@nasboat.org what’re you doing tomorrow?

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

For Father’s Day we CREATED ART

Karaoke Jams

Are sunglasses clothes?

Meet your new Doctor and Companion

Helluva main event