ICE interview process foreshadowed by Mel Brooks in 1974 (Blazing Saddles) "What are your qualifications?" -"R@pe, murder, arson, and r@pe." "You said r@pe twice." -"I like r@pe." "Charming, sign right here."

One of these vegetables will outlive the other, my money is on the lettuce

If there were no context given to this photo from the G7, one could suggest the highly respected leader in the white has heard where he likes to grab women...

So does this mean he now wants a "total and complete OBLITERATION" of the Supreme Court?

Caribbean sunset

CBS Pittsburgh affiliate gets it right

Definitely not on their minds these days

He has Epstein beat at this point

My favorite parts from today's update

"He's an idiot, tell him anything" -MBS Advisors most likely

I was too distracted by the woman sticking her tongue out at the 0:21 mark 😆

Seriously, when did Wendy's start using Kobe beef?

Good morning, Bluesky. Is anyone else experiencing a four-legged delay this morning?

It's both the longest and shortest month of the year.

This is the most accurate depiction of the Executive Orders signed since 1/21, as filmed 48 years ago.

I found this on Reddit and thought it was worth sharing.

I'm not a violent person, but I imagine if there were a photo associated with the description of "a punchable face," it would look something like this.