That Fernandez tackle…

This is some Profiles In Courage-ass writing here.

Hoooo boy, this is quite the sentence.

Feel the excitement

If you worried you were ever going to have to take Yahoo Sports seriously ever again, let this ease your concern.

Work Me: “uh oh, six unread emails, better get caught up.” Non-Work Me:

@surber.bsky.social Hearing you casually ask “did you dunk your fried shrimp in your Concrete Mixer” and realizing your Fullcast/HITD/Killer Antz empire has made you Moe-levels of rich.

Had the nicest nice dinner possible.

We have perfectly good sea moss at home.

See also:

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Goin’ with that ombré look for America’s birthday. Classy.

We’ve got ourselves a Homer Simpson/Drederick Tatum matchup right now.

I’ll be honest: I kinda miss the “Derek Dooley is a bitch” text storms I was receiving right before the primary. (I’m not even a Georgia voter)

Only one man can save this poorly planned, super scammy, designed-to-take-money-from-morons musical event from complete collapse:

Sigh

Been a rough day on the ol’ Doom Rectangle.

They’re still coming.

Related note: my phone number is somehow on a list of Georgia voters, and I’ve been INUNDATED with Georgia election crap. Including many attacks on Derek Dooley. It is very odd to wake up to three texts saying “DEREK DOOLEY AIN’T SHIT” in the year of our lord 2026.

Best guess without clicking:

Danger Noodle Update: rat snake thinks it lives on my back porch. Refuses to stay out.

Me, being mentally in sync with the Fullcast:

I dunno, looks like she’s got a clear weakness. Just hit this spot and everything will be fine.

I think about this tweet approximately twice per month.