Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉

@bryni

Avid crocheter of strange creatures. Reader, dreamer, crazy cat lady.🐱🐱Like/follow≠endorsement. DMs, lists=instant block.

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Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· 4d

#caturday part 2.

Photo of a black cat, our Eli, lying on her back. Her tail is curled, her back legs splayed.
Her front legs are pulled up like cute little T-Rex arms.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· 4d

#caturday

A photo of our Elvira, a white cat with a black tail and black markings on her head and her side.
She is sitting on the back of a chair, with her little butt turned towards the front, looking at us over her right shoulder.
The underside of her right leg is visible, showing pink toe beans.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· 11d

This table, presumably.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jul 10

Blep.

A black cat is lying on her side, looking towards us, with her tongue sticking out.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jul 2

But be sure to straighten out the edges so it can unfold without any creases or distortions. Something I regrettably neglected to do. 😹

Photo of a black cat lying on her back.
The hind end is lying flat, the front end is curved, the head is facing towards the viewer. Her front legs are held aloft, the paws are bent at right angles.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jun 27

Raus mit der Sprache: wer hat die Katze verbogen?

Eine schwarze Katze liegt auf dem Fußboden.
Ihr hinteres Ende liegt auf dem Rücken, ihr vorderes Ende auf der Seite.

Jetzt mal ehrlich, das KANN doch nicht bequem sein?!

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jun 21

Look whom we adopted on Friday. Guckt mal, wen wir am Freitag aus dem Tierheim geholt haben.

A black cat with her forepaws on a grey footstool, looking slightly grumpy.

Eine schwarze Katze hat ihre Vorderpfoten auf einen grauen Hocker gestellt und guckt leicht verdrießlich.

A white cat with a black tail, a black dot on her side, a black stripe from shoulder to armpit, a black spot on her chin and black markings on her head that look like short hair parted in the middle.

Eine weiße Katze mit einem schwarzen Schwanz, einem schwarzen Kreis an der Seite, einem schwarzen Streifen von der Schulter zur Achsel, einem schwarzen Fleck am Kinn und einer schwarzen Zeichnung auf dem Kopf, die aussieht wie kurze Haare mit Mittelscheitel.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· May 26

Cacti that can't be over watered are very practical. 😁 Please excuse the poor quality of the photo.

A photo of two crocheted cacti.
The left one is pale green, the flowerpot is beige.
The right one is a slightly darker green. It has a blossom on top. The blossom is orange, the flowerpot is red.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· May 16

Frühstück!

4 Tabletten vor schwarzem Hintergrund , angeordnet in Form eines Gesichts: 2 runde weiße oben als Augen (nicht ganz gleich groß), eine runde orangene als Nase, eine ovale gelbe als Mund. Ja, ich bin ziemlich albern.

4 pills against a black background, in the shape of a face: 2 white round ones (of slightly different sizes) as the eyes, an orange round one as the nose, a yellow oblong one as the mouth. Yes, I am quite silly.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· May 12

A photo of a potato against a white, rectangular background, with a broad black frame around it.
In the part of the frame that's under the potato, there are two sentences:
"I stole your post."
"I leave you this potato."

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Apr 19

Teehee. "Pinkel" is the name of a sausage used in a traditional dish "Grünkohl mit Pinkel" (kale with 'pinkel'). As I don't like that dish I never bothered 2 find out exactly what kind of sausage it is. But the idea of the Pinkelbecken beckoning someone's pinkel puts interesting images into my mind.

A photo of the German dish "Grünkohl mit Pinkel" on a white plate: cooked potatoes and "Pinkel" (a kind of sausage) on a bed of cooked "Grünkohl" (kale).

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Apr 18

A two panel comic.
In the first panel, we see the head of a goose. It asks "Protect us from whom?"
In the second panel we see a person running to the left, their head and right arm are already out of the frame. The goose from panel one gives chase, yelling "Protect us from whom, motherfucker?!"

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Apr 15

A chubby white and grey cat trying to fit into a much too small cardboard box. (Our sweet, dear departed Ferris.)

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Apr 1

I stole this some time ago, but yours is cooler. *yoink*

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Feb 20

I know it's irrational. But having to abandon a car I've owned for a long time always makes me sad. Oh, and I do tend to name cars. And bicyles. And canes. And walkers. Did I mention I'm a strange person?

Two fotos of cars. On top, there's a blue Dacia Logan with the caption "Bye, Bogdan. It's been 20 great years. *sniffle*" underneath.
Below, there's a white Dacia Sandero with the caption "Hi, Bogdana. Welcome!" underneath.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jan 28

On the lid of my jar of strawberry skyr, there's the additional info that it's creamy. I expect my skyr to be creamy and would be quite confused if it were lumpy. Auf dem Deckel meines Erdbeer-Skyr steht, dass er cremig sei. Das hab' ich aber auch erwartet und wäre verwirrt, wenn er bröckelig wäre.

A close-up foto of the lid on a jar of "Skyr strawberry creamy".

Eine Nahaufnahme eines Deckels von einem Becher "Skyr Erdbeere cremig".

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Nov 5

As long as it's not this photo... 🤣

Photo of a man holding a toy car in his left hand and a smartphone in his right.
He's looking at the phone, smiling stupidly.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Oct 23

Found this tag inside my jeans. No shit, Sherlock. I should refrain from stepping into campfires if I don't want my trousers to start burning. Couldn't have figured that out on my own.

Foto of a clothes tag that says "Keep away from fire!" in 4 languages.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Sep 7

A picture of a man in a white robe riding a bike against a background of fields and trees in front of a setting sun.
The man resembles the western idea of how Jesus looks like.
The picture is coloured mainly in shades of yellow.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Mar 31

Frage an die Allgemeinheit: Kann es sein, dass ich meine Schubladen zu selten aufräume? Ich rauche aus medizinischen Gründen seit Dezember 2008 nicht mehr. Und heute finde ich eine Schachtel mit Filtern für selbstgedrehte Zigaretten in einer Schublade. 🤔

Ein Foto einer Schachtel Filter für selbstgedrehte Zigaretten.
Die Schachtel ist blau, oben ist die Zeichnung einer noch nicht zugeklebten Zigarette. Man sieht den Tabak und den Filter.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Mar 28

Hm. Our neighbours put barbed wire on top of their fence. Come on... we're not THAT dangerous!

A photo of a wire fence. In the background, there's a red brick wall. Directly behind the fence, there's a dried (dead?) shrub, a strip of lawn, and on the ground, there's ivy.
On top of the fence, someone strung barbed wire. In the middle of the photo, a few loose coils of the barbed wire are looped on top and behind the fence.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Mar 13

A smiley with a broad grin and tears of laughter beneath its eyes.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Feb 20

"Ich nenne dieses Abendessen erkaltete Liebe" sagte mein Gatte, als er es mir servierte. "Kein Spiegelei, keine Tomaten oder Gurken, keine Suppe. Der letzte Aufschnitt aus der offenen Packung, auf einer Schnitte nur eine Scheibe, weil ich zu faul war, eine neue Packung zu öffnen."

Ein blau gemusterter Teller, auf dem zwei kleine Scheiben Brot liegen.
Eine davon ist mit zwei Scheiben Aufschnitt belegt, die zweite mit einer.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Feb 15

A photo of a heart-shaped potato on a beige marbled surface, leaning against a black can.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Jan 11

Same.

An antique-looking document.
In the lower right-hand corner there's a crest with the inscription "ACVTVS ID VERBERAT".

At the top of the document, there's a banner reading "your receipt".

The text below says:
"From
The thieves' guild
Your caring professional meme re-allocators
This is to inform you that one or more of your memes wasted of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by the Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild
(Posts and Memes Division).

Licensed Thief N°
6382.00.A-M
Have a nice day
This receipt must be left with the client
Issued by the Licensing Office, Guild Administration Dept.

Discworld and Terry Pratchett are registered trade marks of the estate of Sir Terry Pratchett
All trade marks used under license © Narrativia Limited/Estate of Sir Terry Pratchett

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Dec 24

Merry Christmas to you, too!

A picture (like a large emoji) of a fir tree with a yellow star on top.

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Oct 8

Post your bluesky name and bio in ai and see what it makes of it. stablediffusionweb.com Bei mir kam das hier raus.

Ein Blatt Papier liegt auf einem Holztisch
Links ist eine Hand, die einen Zeichenstift hält, unten auf dem Blatt liegt noch ein Stift.
Auf dem Blatt ist die Zeichnung einer gehäkelte orangefarbene Katze, die einen blauen Häkelpullover trägt. Die Pfoten, die Kehle, der Bereich um Augen und Mäulchen und das Innere der Ohren ist weiß.
Sie sitzt auf einem grünen Untergrund, links und rechts von ihr wachsen ein paar fedrige Halme aus dem Boden, die an Farn erinnern.
Im Hintergrund sind ein paar gelbe und orangefarbene Sterne zu sehen.

A sheet of Paper on a wooden table.
On the left there is a hand holding a pencil, another pencil lies at the bottom of the paper.
On the paper is a drawing of a crochetet cat wearing a blue crochetet sweater.
The cat is orange. Its paws, throat, the area around its eyes and mouth and the inside of its ears are white.
It sits on a green patch. To the left and right there are a few ferny blades of grass. In the background there are a few yellow and orange stars

Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉@bryni· Sep 28

As of today, I'm new at BlueSky. My first post is in honour of our amazing cats who had to leave this world too soon. 💔