brynne ridley
@brynneridley
Writer with too many dogs. I always thought the future would have more flying cars and less fascism. She/her
... this wasn't even my original Livejournal account. Holy shit I'm so old
Bewildering email from Disney suggesting that without an international megacorporation nudging me to add it to my calendar, I am likely to forget my own birthday
Camped out in the park of a town of about 800 people where we know the mayor, who spent $30,000 on fireworks he and a ragtag crew of about a dozen locals are about to start launching from a concrete pad
This is wrecker shit. I'm mad that I wasted time agonizing over that primary vote.
quick question, NYT, what year is it how's the mental acuity of the current president, is he normal or is he visibly decomposing in public while obsessing over a hypothetical ballroom and planning to host the hunger games on the white house lawn
My husband just bought a new car and very helpfully sent me this picture with the caption "dash glows"
It's always wise to remember you are surrounded by people who somehow have absolutely no idea what's going on
There's a boss fight in Final Fantasy VII that you get all psyched up for and he's showboating and taunting you and stuff and then you hit him like three times and he gives you the finger and runs away crying and that's what I presume a fair fight with Trump would be like
I captured this last night after his alleged account was leaked but before it was suspended. Very consistent with the letter he sent out; wonder how long he was thinking about this
Tastes like a Mounds bar. Easily one of the most polarizing sodas I've ever tried. I love it though
I still think a lot about how Eric Trump described Election Night in 2016 as all the states that voted for his father "falling" Just such an odd way to phrase it
Handle of my "everything's fine" dumpster fire coffee mug just fell off and ngl it feels like a pretty rancid omen