Bsmitty

@bsmitty

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Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 13

Let's go hunt moose and jack-off!

Bsmitty@bsmitty· May 22

Quietly attends by posting all over social media about it. Fucking GOT EM.

Mamdani with a Knicks fan at last nights game

Bsmitty@bsmitty· May 20

Presented in the finest potato quality known to man

That stupid facebook non-authorization that old people fell for hard in like 2018

Bsmitty@bsmitty· May 18

Male. 60's. Shotgun wound to the everywhere.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· May 5

Great minds

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Apr 28

Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here?

Picture of the right click options of a macbook. Add to Dictionary is the second item listed, no one knows why.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Mar 11

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Mar 4

@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Feb 18

First thing I thought about were the crappy graphs on r/collegebasketball

Mayor Mamdani sitting at a park saying, "Just look at this graph." Above his hand is a terrible hand made graph showing Purdue vs Indiana with the text, "Wins against Ranked Nonconfrence Opponents (football + basketball)." Purdue has 1, Indian has 0.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Feb 10

Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.

My NBA Jams Grand Champions screen proudly reading BMS.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Feb 7

How I identify myself. No sense in fucking around.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Feb 7

Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!

A Nazi douche destroys art and goes to jail for it. His pants are 2 sizes too small and I'm pretty sure his bullet proof vest has a Lamborghini symbol on it cause he sucks.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jan 9

This bacon stealing jerk is the antagonist.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Nov 11

This is what peak robot performance looks like. Tank treads or nothing.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Nov 4

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Oct 8

I have been staring at Hello Sunshine for 2 weeks now, tonight it gets read.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Oct 8

My oldest son, now 12, having tea with my mother in law when we lived in Chicago. So much of who he and and what he has become came from these moments. It warms my heart every time I see this pic.

My son, maybe 3, with a shock of curly blond hair is grasping a fancy tea cup with his chubby little fingers. He is at his Grandmother's home in Chicago, the 23rd floor of a high rise that overlooks J Pasker Park.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Oct 7

Live from my couch they have destroyed, Mary (eyes open) and Peter.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Sep 29

How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Sep 11

i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Sep 10

You've inspired me.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Aug 25

Big Octo energy. Love this!

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Aug 16

Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Aug 13

The fucking Bulls added 22 points of misery LOL

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Aug 5

Gif-Able

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 30

Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 30

This is my son Max holding Pete. Pete also sucks and eats everything not boarded up or nailed to the ground.

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 30

*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 23

#euros

Meme with a picture of the German Goal Keeper Berger on one piece of paper and a brick wall on another. It's captioned "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Below, Pam from the office is saying "They're the same picture."

Bsmitty@bsmitty· Jul 23

Drop some SCALES