The World Cup was fun.

Eloy Room tears incoming. 🥲

RIP Sam Neill

Goodbye, rapist.

🙃

My super power is back.

Does @supportersupply.co make koozies for this?

More artists to add to The Banned Playlist.

Issa failed to build a competitive roster, has lied about doing so, and now blames the coach for not doing more with a shell roster. THE CREW WAY

An actual email I sent today:

Had a Roll Tide moment.

Aliyu was sent back to Houston so naturally I have to break out this stupid shit again and wipe my ass with it:

As you can imagine, every flat cranium bozo is having a meltdown about it not being Tressel or what this means for the athletic department.

The United States is the 21st region now.

#Crew96

They took Grant Wahl from us and left us with bootlicking Eric Wynalda.

Friends don't let friends follow trash ass MAGA "Crew News" pages. Be better.

This is the Rebel Loon. It's a spliced design of the Star Wars' Rebel Alliance and Minnesota state bird, the loon. It was created by a Reddit user, "feral_user", and it's becoming popular in Minnesota as opposition to ICE and fascism. And it's beautiful.

Sanch*

What in the @hangthadj.bsky.social is this bullshit?

Another dub for the Nancy Bhoys.

Big win for the Nancy Bhoys.

I honestly thought Notre Dame should have gotten in over Alabama, but Notre Dame excluding themselves from any bowl game because their feelings are hurt for not being selected, has to be the most crybaby bitch shit I've ever seen from a college program.

Put the fries in the bag, bro.

Level up.

Ohio State ladies move on to the Elite 8 with a golden goal! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️🩶

Thumbs up for rapists.