Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🌻♾️
@bumblesnuff
Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, hardware security researcher, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.
Hanging out with @dumb-industries.com and Lt. Columbo on the big screen. @chris.dumb-industries.com is killing it with the impressions. A Dumb night, had by all!
Trying to compete with other great war crime-y tyrants is where we’re at.
What’s the matter, AI? Couldn’t make Jimmy Thompson, but you could get his absolutely cooler younger brother?
I want to run a bespoke leggings store that operates on surge pricing. Let’s call it The Sock Market
Amazing maple-rum-pineapple glazed ham, homemade maple-rum-cranberry sauce, a glass of actual wine (it’s been 2 years…), homemade ginger cookies, and… .. the Star Wars Holiday Special. (The rum is to help us through. Promise.) A helluva Holiday. Have a merry one, whatever you celebrate!
The Algorithm, algorithming #WhiteHouse #EastWing
All I’m saying is that Momo seems less scary and more real:
Married 10 years, and my partner picked up the *coolest* handmade chocolates I’ve ever seen: hand painted, Canadian flavours, locally made. #Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
Yeah Glenn, I’m sure it’s that’s what’s holding back, not that they’re forbidden York Peppermint Patties that are irresistible to kids, the DNA damage due to exposure, phones that go beside your head… 10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
Yes, the @rifftrax.com version - you think I can cold turkey this sharkpocalypse?
Day 1 of Shark Week: Sharknado and a sharkcuterie board from the local candy shoppe. LFG!
“So yeah, I didn’t plan for something and was asked for it last night, and it’s due on Monday before 0900h, so I guess you’re working overtime on the weekend… oh, and management has prohibited *my* working on weekends, so you’re on your own.” I *love* my leadership.
I know this is the Lanc from the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, but because I’m currently home brewing a D&D campaign for my peeps, I totally read this as a Big Bad Motherfucker, which it also totally is.
Happy #RockyFlintstoneDay to all those Belinkers out there! Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
From the BBC. Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”. Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
Oh noes! First Canada, now Europe… it’s almost like everyone did things for America that Americans took for granted. It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again! America! Fuck yeah! (Now in the Find Out stage)
Curious if that Russian negotiation team will soon be the recipients of a lot of the Mar-A-Lago banker’s boxes, or if Ivana’s body will be exhumed and relocated…